going to a friday cook out in the nature, need help what to talk with ppl?

[Zezima]

Ok so i went to the cook off,


<Me
<Late with my girl as allways
< Everyone sitting at the table like 15 of them
< see an vietnam girl
< dafuk
< Went to everyone and shake theyr hands
< hi my name is that and that
< they tell me theyr name
< fast comment back "dont worry i wont remember it"
< Stand near 4 guys who try to make a fire
< im the biggest on in the group, tight shirt, biceps poping
< They are lithuanians but talk english between them
< dafuk
< very rich house
< ask one of them in english "whats up"
< hes from baltimore and hes an american
< cool, just lika HaZe
< His dad works at the embassy (or how to spell it) , diplomat
< he looks like poor guy shity american big jeans, lame shirt
< Ask some girl what she doing in life
< convo goes what her parents do
< dad owner of some hotels in europe
< mom owns private school in germany
< Look at the parking loot where i parked my car
< Chryslers, toyota jeeps, bmw x6
< Ask my friend are those theyr cars?
< she replies: yes they are.
< mfw i came with 1998 Wolkswagen...
< Stand for like 10mins not talking to anyone
< My girl says lets go for a walk
< walk for 30mins, come back
< sit at the chair
< she shits on my knees
< sit there for 3 hours, only say like 5 words to everyone
< mostly talk with her
< from 16 people, there was a group of 4 guys, and they talked all the time
< They cooked the meat
< say to the girl, we will eat from one bowl
< she ok
< everyone eating from diffrent bowls, we eat from one, she feeds me
< everyone looking weird at me
< feel the eyes
< Reliease that we are fucking looosers that she feeds me
< Thinking what to do
< about 5 hours passed, whine to my friend that i wana leave
< she not happy at all, becouse i dont like her friends
< i feel bad energy from them, that they dont like me
< leaving time
< Stand up from the chair and walk to the car
< pretend talking on a phone
< Didint say goodbye to anyone
< jump into the car and feel fucking happy
< she comes
< What the fuck is wrong with you?
< im what?
< She: You didint even say bye or thanks for the invite
< in my mind :bitch fuck off
< from my mouth: oh i was talking in my phone with a friend
< leave a huge house
< ask her if all her friends are that rich
< Yes, most of them are diplomats or own huge companies
< thinking about dumping the girl becouse i will not fit with her friends
< Living in an apartment with my grandma
< they live in huge ass homes, drive new cars
< drive wolkswagen
< Need to make biggest decision in my life
< dump rich girl or not
< she likes me even im not rich, she likes me cuz im me
< she doesnt really care about the money
< her dad is a jew and mom a russian
< dad rich too, have some companie in isreal
< mom dump as fuck


worst fucking cook out shit i had.

[Maddolis]

Welcome to the life of the boyfriend. My advice is, drink a lot.
Drugs would be better if you can get your hands on them and not appear under the influence. Eventually you'll be drinking when you go out with your friends, because they're your mates and you want a few drinks. Then you'll be drinking when you go out with her because you'll need drinks in order to handle chatting to boring prettygirls. Then she'll notice you're drinking all the time and never driving, so you'll need a backup plan that works with both being able to drive and not being bored out of your fucking mind for five hours.
I wish cocaine was cheap in Australia.

[Zezima]

Welcome to the life of the boyfriend. My advice is, drink a lot.
Drugs would be better if you can get your hands on them and not appear under the influence. Eventually you'll be drinking when you go out with your friends, because they're your mates and you want a few drinks. Then you'll be drinking when you go out with her because you'll need drinks in order to handle chatting to boring prettygirls. Then she'll notice you're drinking all the time and never driving, so you'll need a backup plan that works with both being able to drive and not being bored out of your fucking mind for five hours.
I wish cocaine was cheap in Australia.

I dont drink or smoke.... Nor i drink cola or sprite... I wana live healthy

[Munch]

< sit at the chair
< she shits on my knees

No wonder you weren't happy there.

[Zezima]

No wonder you weren't happy there.

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