Post your IRC quotes!

[Ahraz]

Lol, teh funnies

[Richard]

[15:48:35] <&[BB]Ayoubsss> Turkey, r u drunk ? O.O
[15:48:55] <&Turkey> Dunno can I get drunk by vagina juice?
[15:49:04] <&Turkey> ????????

[FiRe aka Jamee]

lol 

[Felle]

[19:02:11] * Rashnack (Rashnack@gtanet-B9201DB3.speed.planet.nl) has left #sa-mp
[19:02:12] * Rashnack (Rashnack@gtanet-B9201DB3.speed.planet.nl) has joined #sa-mp
[19:02:16] <Rashnack> bunny hoppa
[19:02:26] <%Damian> o_o
[19:02:29] <[KFC]305>
[19:02:34] <R3MiX>
[19:02:50] <Felle> lol @ people's reactions
[19:03:18] <R3MiX> hehe
[19:03:48] <MrBondt>

Normal conversation in #sa-mp involving high IQ levels.

[Turkey]

xD

[Richard]

[19:50:40] <~estroe> [19:49:49] <~[BB]YeraY> kick your him in his ass              ?????
[19:50:50] <~[BB]YeraY> hehe
[19:50:50] <~[BB]YeraY> sorry
[19:50:51] <~Turkey> He means to kick your dick in his ass
[19:50:53] <~[BB]YeraY> weed effects
[19:50:56] <~Turkey> xD
[19:50:58] <~Turkey> inded
[19:50:59] <~[BB]YeraY> kick him in hiss ass
[19:51:04] <~Turkey> indeed*
[19:51:05] <~estroe> LOL
[19:51:12] <~estroe> my dick, kick it in his ass?
[19:51:17] <~Turkey> jajajaahahhahaaha
[19:51:19] <~estroe> Turkey, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeded
[19:51:19] <~[BB]YeraY> omg
[19:51:20] <~[BB]YeraY> bitches
[19:51:23] <~[BB]YeraY> whores
[19:51:25] <~Turkey> bitch i was drinking

[_Sven_]

Hahahha 
Thats was fun story 

[Felle]

Come on people, bring this topic back to life...
Here's something

[22:28:50] <[SaW]Azerty> !players By_Karizma
[22:28:51] <&Nuwani> The requested player is not registered with Las Venturas Playground.
[22:28:57] <[SaW]Azerty> !players by_Karizma
[22:28:57] <&Nuwani> The requested player is not registered with Las Venturas Playground.
[22:29:01] <[SaW]Hector> Lol
[22:29:02] <[SaW]Azerty> !players by_karizma
[22:29:02] * [SaW]Azerty was kicked by LVP (Stop repeating yourself!)
[22:29:02] <&Nuwani> by_karizma has been online for 805 hours and 52 minutes. The player has killed 14210 people so far, and has died 1293 times him/herself, which makes a ratio of 10.99. He/She has scored 111 points in the reaction test so far. by_karizma is a player on Las Venturas Playground, and last was online at 23-11-2007 09:38.
[22:29:10] * [SaW]Azerty (kevinazert@gtanet-F3721FB0.brutele.be) has joined #lvp
[22:29:19] <[SaW]Azerty> !players by_karizma
[22:29:24] <&Nuwani> by_karizma has been online for 805 hours and 52 minutes. The player has killed 14210 people so far, and has died 1293 times him/herself, which makes a ratio of 10.99. He/She has scored 111 points in the reaction test so far. by_karizma is a player on Las Venturas Playground, and last was online at 23-11-2007 09:38.

[Hector]

[21:32] <+[NB]LangeLange> mg how much time you spend behind your pc on a average day?
[21:36] <%MG1989> 25 hours
[21:37] <~^Alpha> lmfao
[21:37] <+[NB]LangeLange> thats hot
[21:37] <%MG1989> k bbl
[21:38] <@[SaW]Hector> ROFL

[Felle]

Alright, found a few other ones:

[18:07:47] <Carlambor> it would be no problem for me to read a book in english
[18:08:00] <Felle> Yeah but Harry Potter is sort of difficult..
[18:08:07] <TheShehanigan> Dude
[18:08:09] <TheShehanigan> I am so fucking thrilled
[18:08:16] <Felle> Maybe I'll give it a try ^^
[18:08:17] <Felle> lol
[18:08:31] <TheShehanigan> This book will OWN
[18:08:36] <Carlambor> I never read books
[18:08:54] <Felle> lol
[18:08:55] <Felle> Why ?
[18:09:01] <Carlambor> I dont like them

[15:51] <%Nuwuni> 02[58] 07Kopi: i have a sudden urge to fuck a cow

15:57:27] <%nabo> wtf's a cowassfuck?
[15:58:38] <~Felle> it's a noun
[15:59:00] <~Felle> one cowassfuck, two cowassfucks, the cowassfuck, the cowassfucks

16:18:12] <&Cave> what kind of sig
[16:18:41] <@MorganFreeman> no shit sherlock
[16:18:43] <@MorganFreeman> gay porn sig
[16:18:54] <&Cave> alright
[16:19:00] <&Cave> an animated gay porn sig
[16:19:26] <%Felle> that's just gay
[16:19:47] <&Cave> Well tis gay porn so what do you think its gunan be?

[14:29:28] <@PTPSlut> 7*** PM from5 <X> (ID: 43) 7to5 <X> (ID: 10)7: what's email?
[14:29:45] <@PTPSlut> 7*** PM from5 <X> (ID: 10) 7to5 <X> (ID: 43)7: email!
[14:30:07] <+PTPSlet> 7*** PM from5 <X> (ID: 43) 7to5 <X> (ID: 10)7: what's inside

And here I was really tired

[20:10:30] <GTFO> [Pyrokid] All HAIL #Pyrokid!!!
[20:10:44] <@^Alpha> no
[20:12:31] <~Felle> opos
[20:12:37] <~Felle> I misspeled it
[20:12:38] <~Felle> [20:12:22] * Now talking in #PYRKOID

[16:47:04] <&Nuwini> 02[100] 07ahmetm: how can i live from game???

That's it for now folks