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[BrainDeadGamer]

[15:09] <%Nuwoni> 02[19] 07Enzo: MAI DED HA\ SAMP 2
[15:09] <%Nowani> 02[8] 07[V]BrainDeadGamer: O COOL
[15:09] <&Nuwani> 02[8] 07[V]BrainDeadGamer: WAT R NIQ?
[15:10] <&Nuweni> 02[19] 07Enzo: HIS NAEM 1337SKILLZZZ420BUNTHEBLUNTW333DQUICKKKSC00P3ZCHICKENNUGGETZZXXx
[15:10] <%Nuwuni> 02[7] 03*** Cool_Breze joined the game.
[15:10] <%Nowani> 02[19] 07Enzo: HE IZ\LEDERBROD CHAMPYUN
[15:10] <&Nuwani> 02[8] 07[V]BrainDeadGamer: lol@chickennuggets
[15:10] <&Nuwini> 02[19] 07Enzo:
[15:10] <&Nuweni> 02[19] 07Enzo: BRIAN
[15:10] <%Nuwuni> 02[8] 07[V]BrainDeadGamer: ZOEN
[15:10] <%Nuwoni> 4*** First player to solve (64-80) * 2 wins $10.000!
[15:11] <%Nowani> 02[19] 07Enzo: I HAZ 700GB OF PR0NZ ON LAPT0P NAO LOL
[15:11] <&Nuwani> 02[8] 07[V]BrainDeadGamer: LOLOLOL
[15:11] <&Nuwini> 02[19] 07Enzo: HDD IZ ONLEE 2GB LAWL
[15:11] <&Nuweni> 02[22] 03*** Mxzeroo left the game (leaving).
[15:11] <%Nuwuni> 02[19] 07Enzo: DIZ C0MP IZ SHIT
[15:11] <%Nuwoni> 02[19] 07Enzo: MST BEE DA i7!!!!11

Our great conversation

[MrBondt]

[19:56:12.728] <%Badeend> iemand hier die weet of er een mogelijkheid is om de renderingproblemen van @font-face in chrome op windows 7 te omzeilen?
[19:56:41.047] <@MrBondt> IE9 gebruiken
[19:57:02.795] <%Badeend> wtf!
[19:57:11.393] <+Peter`> eens
[19:57:17.356] <%Badeend> WTF

Translation:

[19:56:12.728] <%Badeend> who knows if there's a possibility to work around the render problems of @font-face in chrome on windows 7?
[19:56:41.047] <@MrBondt> use IE9
[19:57:02.795] <%Badeend> wtf!
[19:57:11.393] <+Peter`> agree
[19:57:17.356] <%Badeend> WTF

[Agent]

%Nuwuni> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: im fucking drunk
<%Nuwoni> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: please if someone see's this
<%Nowani> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: get your ass online
<&Nuwani> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: becouse im fucking drunk
<&Nuwini> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: and im bored
<&Nuweni> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: so please
<%Nuwuni> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: hear me out
<%Nuwoni> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: and bring your ass online
<%Nowani> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: p.s
<&Nuwani> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: i will alert message all you gay adminz
<&Nuwini> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: estroe
<&Nuweni> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: fixer
<%Nuwuni> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: macsto
<%Nuwoni> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: jay
<%Nowani> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: someone
<&Nuwani> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: ?
<&Nuwini> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: scartissue[nl]
<&Nuweni> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: darkfire
<%Nuwuni> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK:
<%Nuwoni> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: jerico
<%Nowani> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: someone gotta be out there on irc
<&Nuwani> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: don't be shy
<&Nuwini> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: nakebodw
<&Nuweni> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: sanderw
<%Nuwuni> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: tbk
<%Nuwoni> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: i just can't get enough
<%Nowani> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: boom boomw
<&Nuwani> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: bam bamw
<&Nuweni> 02[1] 07[BA]Agent.SWK: B&A cl0wns fo' lifes

OMG ROFL I cant even remember this one! Hahahahahaha! When the hell was this?

Edit: Just noticed its about 6 months old.. No woder I cant remember this one. I don't check this topic too often.
Thank you striker for posting this. Made me laugh big time <3

[Cyrix404]

damn, looks like this topic died... anyway, here's one:

Cyrix404: LVM needs a new rule: 18+ or gtfo
buttcrack11: n ooo, im 11
Discovery: Mature, not annoying etc lol
Cyrix404: exactly Buttcrack, nobody wants to play with a whiner

[4byss]

(Matthew) !8ball Does Matt have a big penis?
(+Saber) Matthew: No.
(Matthew) FUCK
(Matthew) !8ball Does Matt have a huge penis?
(+Saber) Matthew: No.
(Matthew) !8ball Does Matt have a gigantic? penis?
(+Saber) Matthew: No.
(faye) !8ball Does Matt even have a penis?
(+Saber) faye: No.
(Matthew) !8ball Does Matt have a small penis?
(+Saber) Matthew: Yes.
(Matthew) ...
(Abyss) HAHAHAHA
-› Quit: Matthew (Mibbit@gtanet-oio22u.pa.comcast.net) (Quit
(faye) Damn Matt.
(Abyss) ragequit

[Nater]

(Matthew) !8ball Does Matt have a big penis?
(+Saber) Matthew: No.
(Matthew) FUCK
(Matthew) !8ball Does Matt have a huge penis?
(+Saber) Matthew: No.
(Matthew) !8ball Does Matt have a gigantic? penis?
(+Saber) Matthew: No.
(faye) !8ball Does Matt even have a penis?
(+Saber) faye: No.
(Matthew) !8ball Does Matt have a small penis?
(+Saber) Matthew: Yes.
(Matthew) ...
(Abyss) HAHAHAHA
-› Quit: Matthew (Mibbit@gtanet-oio22u.pa.comcast.net) (Quit
(faye) Damn Matt.
(Abyss) ragequit

Lool 

[MacSto]

[23:09:56] <Minecraft> 07TheKade222: mac how does penis taste like?

[SolidRock]

[22:06:16] <@Nj> !players raindrope
[22:06:16] <Minecraft> raindrope is not registered with Las Venturas Mineground.
[22:06:20] <@Nj> !players rarindrope
[22:06:21] <Minecraft> rarindrope is not registered with Las Venturas Mineground.
[22:06:25] <@Nj> !players rraindrope
[22:06:25] <Minecraft> rraindrope is not registered with Las Venturas Mineground.
[22:06:33] <@Nj> !players rraindrope
[22:06:33] <Minecraft> rraindrope is not registered with Las Venturas Mineground.
[22:06:36] <@Nj> !players rraindrop
[22:06:36] <Minecraft> rraindrop is not registered with Las Venturas Mineground.
[22:06:40] <@Nj> !players raindrope
[22:06:40] <Minecraft> raindrope is not registered with Las Venturas Mineground.
[22:06:41] <@Nj> !players raindrop
[22:06:42] <Minecraft> raindrop is not registered with Las Venturas Mineground.
[22:10:40] <&Rien> Come on Nj, you can do it
[22:11:22] <@Solid89>
[22:11:29] <@Solid89> !players rrainedrop
[22:11:29] <Minecraft> rrainedrop has been online for 7 days, 6 hours, 56 minutes and 50 seconds. The player has killed 0 living entities so far, and has died 0 times him/herself, which makes a ratio of 0.00. He/she won 19 reactiontests, placed 31467 blocks and broke 32488. rrainedrop joined the server for the first time at 2012-03-20 (139 days ago) and was last online at 2012-08-06.

It takes some attempts

[Harry]

<+Peter> Have you ever noticed that the "&" symbol looks like a man dragging his ass across the floor?

[OmfgUrANoob]

<Matrix_Smith> !8ball Do you accept OmfgUrANoobs invitation to a candlelight dinner?
20:07:59 <Saber> Matrix_Smith: Yes.
20:08:09 <Matrix_Smith> lucky lucky man
20:08:14 <OmfgUrANoob> yeahyeahh
20:08:43 <OmfgUrANoob> i just hope there is better music on during the candlelight than what i now play on lvpradio
20:09:11 <Matrix_Smith> !8ball Will LVPRadio be playing during your romantic dinner?
20:09:11 <Saber> Matrix_Smith: Yes.
20:09:16 <OmfgUrANoob> dafuq
20:09:17 <Matrix_Smith> tough luck
20:09:28 <OmfgUrANoob> not very romantic then
20:09:35 <OmfgUrANoob> b00mb00mb00m
20:09:49 <Matrix_Smith> !8ball should he bring earplugs?
20:09:49 <Saber> Matrix_Smith: No.
20:10:01 <Matrix_Smith> Guess Saber likes shitty music...
20:10:16 <OmfgUrANoob> !8ball do i need to bring different plugs?
20:10:16 <Saber> OmfgUrANoob: Yes.
20:10:19 <OmfgUrANoob>
20:10:28 <OmfgUrANoob> epic
20:10:29 <Matrix_Smith> dirt dirty saber!

.edit

<DeLiC> !8ball does the lvp community miss delic's daily dose of dubstep?
20:35:55 <Saber> DeLiC: No.
20:35:59 <DeLiC> k fuck you.
20:36:02 *** DeLiC quit (Quit: )