Post your IRC quotes!

[Joe]

«22:56:49» {%Michael} Do not cheat on LVP.
«22:57:17» {+Erin} Or you will be banned forever!
«22:57:22» {%Michael} Btw, that's in Leviticus 20:36
«22:57:26» {bose} lol
«22:57:27» {bose} ok
«22:57:28» {bose} i wot
«22:57:29» {bose} so
«22:57:32» {bose} ill get unbanned?
«22:57:33» {%Michael} God says not to cheat on LVP.
«22:57:36» {%Michael} No.
«22:57:46» {%Michael} Your god will send you to hell for breaking his word.
«22:57:52» {%Michael} I suggest you hide.
«22:57:57» {bose} god will kill ur mother
«22:58:02» {+Erin} I'm glad I dont believe in hell
«22:58:03» {TopGuN} xD

[Juice]

I found this one

<Violax> wheres an admin
<FarePak> I need a admin too
<FarePak> To unjail me ingame
<FarePak> >.>
<WeeZy> I been asking for 10 mins Violax
<WeeZy> get in line
<Violax> oh
<WeeZy> time 2 pm them 1  by  1

[Matthias]

<&Nuwani> 02[18] 07goodoldbill: gtg talk wife into suicide

Just funny

[Maddolis]

<&Nuweni> 02[89] 07[NB]Eminich: g/q
<%Nuwuni> 4*** [NB]Eminich (ID:89) has been killed by 99prob13m5 (ID:14) (Micro Uzi)
<%Nuwoni> 02[0] 03*** El_mosquitO joined the game.
<%Noweni> 2[0] 3*** El_mosquitO has logged in.
<%Nowoni> 02[14] 0799prob13m5: lol
<%Nowuni> 02[22] 07[Aaron8][HC4L]: ha
<&Nuwani> 02[89] 07[NB]Eminich: fuck
<&Nuwini> 02[11] 03*** karvainenkuutio joined the game.
<%Nuwuni> 02[7] 03*** Yvonne_Cro left the game (timeout).
<%Nuwoni> 02[73] 07XxOlokOxX: really very nub
<%Nowani> 02[89] 03*** [NB]Eminich left the game (leaving).

Be proud, you just killed an [NB]!

[g3344]

* Fireburn is now known as Firewhore

<StormMaker> <3
<Firewhore> <3
<StormMaker> get in my car
<StormMaker> shut the door
<StormMaker> we are going to an allyway
<Firewhore> ok
<Firewhore> have you got cash?
<StormMaker> oh
<StormMaker> erm
<StormMaker> cash?
<StormMaker> err
<StormMaker> yes?
<Firewhore> k
* Firewhore gets in
* Firewhore takes of clothes
* StormMaker locks the doors
<StormMaker> how much for your service?
<Firewhore> ehhm
<Firewhore> 50$
<StormMaker> oh
<StormMaker> i only have 23 Cents
<Firewhore> k
<StormMaker> will that do?
<Firewhore> I'll take that
<StormMaker> wait
<StormMaker> how old are you?
<Firewhore> 7
<StormMaker> phew
<StormMaker> im 6
<Firewhore> that'll do
<StormMaker> uh oh
<StormMaker> mummy says its tea time
<Firewhore> ignore her
<Firewhore> first sechs!
<StormMaker> no because mummy is mummy
<StormMaker> if i do
<StormMaker> she will be cross
<Firewhore> D:
<StormMaker> and i don't like mummy when she is cross
<Firewhore> ill give you a candy
<Firewhore> !
<StormMaker> because she make her boyfriend rape me
<StormMaker> and i am dylxic
<StormMaker> so when i tried to call 999 (england)
<Firewhore>
<StormMaker> i got the 9s in the wrong place

[Mark]

[17:08] * Scripts (Someone@D63F7AEB.37DBF73F.192FDD1F.IP) has joined #gta
[17:09] <Scripts> *** Connecting to: VC-MP 0.3z Server (192.168.0.100:5315) 
[17:09] <Scripts> *** Connection Failed. Retrying... 
[17:09] <Scripts> *** Connecting to: VC-MP 0.3z Server (192.168.0.100:5315) 
[17:09] <Scripts> *** Connection Failed. Retrying... 
[17:09] <Scripts> *** Connecting to: VC-MP 0.3z Server (192.168.0.100:5315) 
[17:09] * Scripts (Someone@D63F7AEB.37DBF73F.192FDD1F.IP) has left #gta
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[17:11] * Scripts (Someone@D63F7AEB.37DBF73F.192FDD1F.IP) has joined #gta
[17:11] <Scripts> *** Connecting to: VC-MP 0.3z Server (192.168.0.100:5315) 
[17:11] <Scripts> *** Reconnect attempts failed. Please configure the settings correctly. 
[17:11] * jallar sets mode: +b *!*@D63F7AEB.37DBF73F.192FDD1F.IP
[17:11] * Scripts was kicked by jallar (Dispensing product. (700))

[Richard]

Time to get the level up a bit.

<drunkers> hey what name am i under?
<[Piratez]> drunkers
<drunkers> what?
<[Piratez]> huh?
<drunkers> i asked what name am i under?
<[Piratez]> drunkers you fool
<drunkers> never mind ill ask someone else

<Kiko> I love you guys
<@mjau> we love you too kiko
<@mjau> dude, kiko... isnt that a type of soy sauce
<@mjau> KIKOMAN
<@mjau> hehehe
<@mjau> salty yet delicious
<Kiko> Thats what SHE said
<Kiko>

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<eMans> homoman!
<limpBiz> homoman!!
<hexogan> homoman!
<osiris> homomannn!
<tuckawar> homoman!!
*** Quits: homoman (-------------) (jesus u guys are weird)

<Zeta7> I'll just avoid downloading porn
<Zeta7> heh
<pkeffect>
<Zeta7> that's where the viruses come from usually
<pkeffect> just like in real life

<Saint> WTF means wanking?? I dont talk English that good, I'm dutch
<Kebab> Wanking means rubbing your dick untill sperm comes out
<Saint> That's called jacking off u dickhead. Talk English for fuck sake

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(STRAUSS) hey how do i change my quit message
(@Seriph) /quit message
(STRAUSS) ty
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(STRAUSS) ban Seriph!

<Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex
<skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.

[Stef]

<Saint> WTF means wanking?? I dont talk English that good, I'm dutch
<Kebab> Wanking means rubbing your dick untill sperm comes out
<Saint> That's called jacking off u dickhead. Talk English for fuck sake

Classic one

The rest isnt from LVP right?

[Richard]

Classic one

The rest isnt from LVP right?

Indeed and indeed

[OmfgUrANoob]

stevieC: TEF is a dick
TEF: what?
*TEF = a dick apparently
TicklishFeather: It's ok TEF, Dicks are fun