Post your IRC quotes!

[Matthias]

[22:14:45] <@Twilight> oh
[22:14:59] <@Twilight> and I met my dad's girlfriend's daughter too
[22:15:13] <%Wesley> hawt?
[22:15:14] <%Wesley> oh
[22:15:19] <%Wesley> nvm
[22:15:47] <@Twilight> she's 6 years younger than me.
[22:15:48] <@Twilight>
[22:16:00] <%Wesley> oh
[22:16:05] <%Wesley> that's not so good
[22:16:10] <@Twilight>
[22:16:11] <@Pugwipe> she can still be hot
[22:16:15] <%Wesley> lmao
[22:16:18] <%Wesley> that's bad Pugwipe
[22:16:18] <@Twilight>
[22:16:20] <%Wesley> really bad
[22:17:04] <@Twilight> I bet TRaven would disagree on that, Wesley
[22:17:11] <%Wesley> ofc he would
[22:17:26] <@Twilight> actually
[22:17:31] <@Twilight> Xen0n too, prbably ;x
[22:17:33] <@Twilight> probably*

[Richard]

[after a lot of rick astley lyrics]
[23:42:31] <~Erin> !k Twilight you know the rules and so do i
[23:42:32] * You were kicked by Impact (you know the rules and so do i (Erin))
[23:42:32] * Attempting to rejoin channel #Erin
[23:42:32] * Rejoined channel #Erin
[23:42:32] * Impact sets mode: +o Twilight
[23:42:47] <@Twilight> I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling :<
[23:42:57] <~Erin> just gotta make you understand
[23:43:28] <Woet> never gonna give you up.
[23:43:36] <@Twilight> never gonna let you down

Brilliant

[Erin]

<+Cibby> Found 105 results.
<+dabtop> sweet!
<%Erin> of porn?
<+dabtop> of haxs
<%Erin> omg
<%Erin> we must ban cibby
<%Erin>
<+UbuntuMaster> please do >_>
<+dabtop> noes!
<+Cibby> Admins/Mods on?
<+dabtop> nope

[OmfgUrANoob]

Here are 4 recent ones..

[14:50] <Noweni> [16] TOP_GUN_GRE_10: who is hacker here? 
[14:50] <Nuwuni> [13] FiXeR: I am 
[14:51] <Nowuni> [30] [sK]Nater: so am i
[14:51] <Nuwuni> [30] [sK]Nater: i use FiXeR Sheep Hacks

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[15:00] <Nowuni> [43] blue: were can i get NRG500?
[15:00] <Nuwani> *** slein on IRC: use /gotocar nrg
[15:01] <Nuwani> *** slein on IRC: and now stop spamming blue
[15:02] <Nuwuni> [43] blue:  /gotocar nrg? not working!!!!!!
[15:02] <Nowani> [43] blue:  /gotocar nrg? not working!!!!!!
[15:02] <Nowuni> [43] blue:  /gotocar nrg? not working!!!!!!
[15:02] <Nuwani> *** slein on IRC: blue, I forgot, /gotocar is an admin command ;-)
[15:02] <Nuwuni> [54] Xen0n: lol @ slein

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[16:54] <Nowoni> [6] Teuntje112: destoroyah you're going to die !! 
[16:54] <Nuwini> [9] Destoroyah: ok!

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[17:31] <Noweni> [--] Rashnack: Press alt + F4 for cake!!!!!
[17:31] <Nowani> [88] Siim_Virula: whats cake?
[17:31] <Noweni> [--] Rashnack: the cake is a lie

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Bye

[Rien]

slein

[Juice]

&[MOB]CEPHALECTOMY> noobs
<&[MOB]CEPHALECTOMY> what the fuck is that nemesis fag ranting about in #mob
<@[MOB]Ramyano> hes dumb
<&[MOB]CEPHALECTOMY> he actin like zmoney fucked his dog and stole his bicycle
<@[MOB]Ramyano> lol
<@Juice> lol

[Maka]

[22:08] * RBOMB (I.MIGHT.KI@your.house) has joined #LVP.Vip
[22:08] * LVP sets mode: +v RBOMB
[22:10] * @cloakster (cloakster@4.8.15.16.23.42) Quit (Quit: )
[22:16] <+Cibby> RBOMB!
[22:21] * &slein (ik@gtanet-8ADFDFDF.ip.telfort.nl) Quit (Quit: )
[22:25] <+RBOMB> what?
[22:27] <+Cibby> http://g.live.com/1rewlive/nl/WLInstaller.exe
[22:30] <%Felle> Now Playing: Muse - New Born [1009kbps - 618/1117]
[22:32] <&Nakebod> msn secks with cibby

[Juice]

<&AzTeC> MADDOLIS IS DED
<&[MOB]Lister> U MAD ?
<&[MOB]Lister>
<&DarKy> OMG NO
<&Juice> OR IMAD
<&DarKy> IDMAD IS GAY
<&DarKy> NO WAY HE COMING HERE
<&[KFC]NaD> aussie is peek right?
<&AzTeC> A CAR RAN OVER HIM
<&Juice> HE DUD
<&DarKy> OMG
<&AzTeC> but his lag
<&AzTeC> saved him
<&Juice> HAHA
<&AzTeC> the end
<&DarKy> the driver was like 'FFS LAGGER'
* [MOB]vinnie is now known as MED[TUTS]
<&AzTeC> LOL
<&AzTeC> yah

haha

[tomozj]

Extreme lol..

[17:04:30] <+Woet> also, Xanland uses a new BNC
[17:04:36] <+Woet> on his unlimited space unlimited traffic free shell account
[17:04:41] <+Woet> lets see how many minutes till ping timeout
[17:04:42] <+Woet>
[17:05:18] <&MrBondt> mine's free too
[17:05:20] <&MrBondt>
[17:05:23] <+Woet> yea
[17:05:28] <+Woet> but not unlimited space or traffic
[17:05:29] <+Woet> :p
[17:05:31] * FiXeR (mail@gtanet-D42B984E.dsl.alice.nl) has joined #LVP.vip
[17:05:32] <@tomozj> lmao Woet
[17:05:42] <+Woet> he also faked the output of df -h
[17:05:46] <+Woet> when I asked him how much it was
[17:05:55] <+Woet> [17:56:27] <+Xanland> 95.73 TB
[17:05:56] <&MrBondt> == echo `echo 1`;
[17:05:56] <+Klotebot> 1
[17:06:01] <&MrBondt> == echo `quota -s`;
[17:06:01] <+Klotebot> Disk quotas for user mrbondt (uid 1021): none
[17:06:02] <+Woet> [18:00:30] <Woet> Xanland: you're faking it anyways
[17:06:02] <+Woet> [18:00:34] <Woet> df -h never outputs more then 1 decimal
[17:06:02] <+Woet> [18:00:45] <Woet> and it only outputs T for terabyte
[17:06:02] <+Woet> [18:00:51] <Woet> so the output you gave, '95.73 TB' is impossible
[17:06:02] <+Woet> [18:00:54] <+Xanland> #care
[17:06:04] <+Woet>
[17:06:12] <+Woet> MrBondt: that still doesnt equal unlimited
[17:06:18] <@tomozj> lol
[17:06:25] <@tomozj> there's no such thing as unlimited, really
[17:06:29] * +Xanland (xanland@irc.xanland.nl) Quit (Ping timeout)
[17:06:30] * +Monique (monique@gtanet-72B979B7.upc-k.chello.nl) Quit (Ping timeout)
[17:06:31] <&MrBondt> because that's impossible
[17:06:32] <+Woet> HAHAHAH
[17:06:32] <@tomozj> lmfao
[17:06:33] <+Woet> hahahhahaha
[17:06:33] <@tomozj> ahahaha
[17:06:34] <&MrBondt> rofl
[17:06:37] <%Felle> ROFL

[Munch]

Lol...I blame Woet for that.