Post your IRC quotes!

[Sander]

Again a Dutch only quote, 2 days ago.

[19:07:46] <s0mb0dy> Jorijn!!! Hoe zit het met het vluggertje in de keuken ofzo ?
[19:07:50] <s0mb0dy> Wat weet jij daar van ?
[19:07:59] <Nakebod> noiken in de koiken
[19:08:21] <s0mb0dy> omg dat klinkt best goed!
[19:08:23] <Jorijn> nou
[19:08:28] <Jorijn> hier in de keuken is 't niet veel soeps
[19:08:29] <Jorijn> ask Woet
[19:08:30] <Jorijn> :'D
[19:08:38] <Woet> !
[19:08:43] <Woet> verbrand plastic ftw
[19:08:47] <Jorijn> jouw maaltijd
[19:08:48] * Jorijn runs
[19:09:02] <s0mb0dy> Woet woont bij Jorijn
[19:09:35] <Nakebod> zomg, Jorijn heeft Woet genoikt in de koiken? :x

[Danny]

The thing

What? Dont see anything funny? Confusing bad english

[Erin]

<@Badeend> then create a new user
<@Badeend> install sa + samp
<~TEF> ...
<@Badeend> to test some stuff
<~TEF> Duck, my user cannot be the problem. That makes no sense
<@Badeend> it can, TEF
<~TEF> But it worked before today
<~TEF> I reinstalled
<~TEF> Fantastic.
<~Cibby> let me have a look at cs help
<~TEF> Go fuck yourself, Cibby

poor Cibby was just trying to help 

[Maddolis]

<%Noweni> 02[6] 07[SaW]Tom: ping has nothing to do with fighting

For future references

[Rien]

* deguz is now known as [DFL]Jimmy
<%[DFL]Jimmy> wanna join [DFL]?
<+Woet> no.
<%[DFL]Jimmy> wanna join [DFL]?
-few minutes later-
<+Cibby> wanna join [DFL]?
<+Twilight`MC> no
<+FarePak> no
-few minutes later-
<+Cibby> wanna join [DFL]?
<+FarePak> NO FFS
<+Jorijn> .
<&MrBondt> rofl

[TRaven]

[18:46:34] <%tomozj> I can get you a pre-release Safari 4 beta if you like
[18:46:39] <%tomozj> .. web apps on your computer
[18:46:56] <@Michael> Oke
[18:47:01] <@Michael> I'll try it out
[18:48:12] <%TRaven> wat? tomoz's kak?
[18:48:53] <@Michael> It's bigger than the last version...
[18:48:55] <@Michael> Wow
[18:49:02] <@Michael> Traven, stfu!

[Mike]

Someone came onto IRC under the name Life, and was whipping up a discussion with people ingame:

<10:14>[2] GTA_Rules: life
<10:14>[2] GTA_Rules: u know me as a friend
<10:14>[2] GTA_Rules: or u just know me
<10:15>[--] Life: I know you in an intimate way.
<10:15>[2] GTA_Rules: Chevy?
<10:15>[2] GTA_Rules: Griffin?
<10:15>[2] GTA_Rules: dab?

Analise the situation as you wish.  

[Matthias]

Someone came onto IRC under the name Life, an was whipping up a discussion with people ingame:

<10:14>[2] GTA_Rules: life
<10:14>[2] GTA_Rules: u know me as a friend
<10:14>[2] GTA_Rules: or u just know me
<10:15>[--] Life: I know you in an intimate way.
<10:15>[2] GTA_Rules: Chevy?
<10:15>[2] GTA_Rules: Griffin?
<10:15>[2] GTA_Rules: dab?

Analise the situation as you wish.   

[ayam]

Some good post. 

[Maka]

Quotes from a while back:

[20:14] <~Buhu> Woet
[20:14] <%_8Ball_> but nevvvvvvvermind
[20:14] <~Buhu> you like me
[20:14] <~Buhu> give me a server
[20:14] <%_8Ball_> seeing your being so uptight
[20:15] <Woet> sure, order one
[20:15] <~Buhu> I want to make a porn site
[20:15] <Woet> i will give you the server

[20:16] <~Buhu> Woet
[20:16] <~Buhu> usmell
[20:16] <~Darkfire> same
[20:16] <~Buhu> gimme a server so I can host my porn site