Funny Stuff thats Happened to you!

[Chris5170xD]

[FiRe aka Jamee]

mwhahahahaa 

[azerty]

got done by the police for drinking and the police man who got me know my mum and she was his teacher at school

lol 

[Jay]

The other day I was out with some freinds, And There was this big fat red head with us who no-1 Likes. So we were all walking along, When suddenly the HOTTEST Girls I had ever seen in my life were walking near us. So, I took this as an oportunity to do somthing I knew I wouldn't regret.

I sneaked up behind him and Pulled his trousers down, Revealing he had ballies on infront of HOT SEXY GURULS!!!! (If ya dont know what ballies are click the Link )

Man I never stopped laughing, and the faggot never even said anything to me, He Just pulled his trousers up, and Went bright red hahahahaha 

Then we chilled with the Girls the rest of the day, Got a Big fat Kiss 

Unlucky for me though, The Girl I copped off with wasn't as sexy as some of the others, But still not bad

[Chris5170xD]

A while ago, i was walking down my stairs (i counted  7 stairs on one and  6 on anotheer or so) i have 13 or 14 of them, also, my dog was behind me,  (she isnt a small one she is probaly as tall as a 4 or 5 year old maybe or 3) And she tripped me and i fell like in gta, when u use airbreak, i had my arms half way up to my head, and my legs 1/4'th maybe to my body  I was at  the bottom at like another 6 steps my first foot landed on the 4th or 3rd step, then after i noticed i was on the floor 

[tomozj]

The other day I was out with some freinds, And There was this big fat red head with us who no-1 Likes. So we were all walking along, When suddenly the HOTTEST Girls I had ever seen in my life were walking near us. So, I took this as an oportunity to do somthing I knew I wouldn't regret.

I sneaked up behind him and Pulled his trousers down, Revealing he had ballies on infront of HOT SEXY GURULS!!!! (If ya dont know what ballies are click the Link )

Man I never stopped laughing, and the faggot never even said anything to me, He Just pulled his trousers up, and Went bright red hahahahaha 

Then we chilled with the Girls the rest of the day, Got a Big fat Kiss   

Unlucky for me though, The Girl I copped off with wasn't as sexy as some of the others, But still not bad

Lmao, ftw, and copped?!

Jeez. Old terms ftl.

[me=tomozj]slaps Jay[/me]

[Jay]

A while ago, i was walking down my stairs (i counted  7 stairs on one and  6 on anotheer or so) i have 13 or 14 of them, also, my dog was behind me,  (she isnt a small one she is probaly as tall as a 4 or 5 year old maybe or 3) And she tripped me and i fell like in gta, when u use airbreak, i had my arms half way up to my head, and my legs 1/4'th maybe to my body  I was at  the bottom at like another 6 steps my first foot landed on the 4th or 3rd step, then after i noticed i was on the floor 

rofl!!

Lmao, ftw, and copped?!

Jeez. Old terms ftl.

[me=tomozj]slaps Jay[/me]

Rofl, Ya no tomozj, If you slapped me, I'd Jump up and Drop ya ONLY BECAUSE YOU LOCKED MY FLAMEWARZ AND FIXER TOPIC \O/ j/k

And copped off gets used a bit more now round my area, aswell as meet/met!

[KRiiSSY]

we were in gym class doing volleyball, and it was a scrimage game, and so it was guys vs girls and i wasn't paying attention and when one of the guys spiked the ball, he hit me in the nose and i was liek down on the ground literly lmfao! :p

also today, i was screwing around with my friends phone and i caught a bitch fight on video! :p
lol some girl everyone hates got taken to the ground and came over to me and was like, "get her!"
lmfao, but the other girl was my friend :p

[Plugy]

(I was writed for Teacher)
PE teacher was presented with an authentic-looking, handwritten note which read:
"Please excuse Olavi from PE today as he forgot to come 5 days school."
The Teacher was bewildered then he was asked: OK, but what was the reason?
I was having a my Birthday 5days.
(teacher knew the note was a fake immediately!)
But that was a happy end, nothing bad was happened after that xD
some lessen wordś i was need studie to head xD

[Felle]

Me and my mates were hanging out at a school break outside some flats, just about where I live. Then somone of us noticed a lins in a window, looking like a camera zooming in at us (it was winter and snowy outside). We ran away from there a little like "wtf pervs?". Then we decided to go back and throw snowballs at the window () So we were like 10 ppl all snowballing the window. Then we ran back to school. At the next break we went there again a few times and threw snowballs. Some guy in a brown jacket and white baseballcap were out looking for us someone said, we still went back there at the last break.
Me and like 3 of my mates stayed a bit away to hold "watch" while the rest were going back there.. Then that dude in brown jacket and white baseballcap came, grabbed my friend saying like "I'ma kill ya mother******". Then he comes to me, standing watching innocently, grabs my throat, pushes me up to a wall saying like "you're messing with the wrong dude, once more and...". I seriously thought he was gonna strangle me to death or something 
That was some year ago, still remember it like yesterday. It ended up fine though, we actually became friends with that guy in the end (long story though)