Cleverbot

[Hybrid]

bot:May I ask you a question?
mees?
boto.

[Silent_Bob]

Cleverbot: You think I have emotions?

User: No, you're a bot.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: Exactly, therefore you have no emotions.

Cleverbot: Oh, to be like the hu-man! To laugh, feel, want! Why are these things not in the Plan?

User: Because if you have emotions you could kill us all, we don't want that.

Cleverbot: I am not christian.

[Hybrid]

lol nice one SilentBob

[Silent_Bob]

lol nice one SilentBob

heh thought it was funny considering the whole Religion topic

[STyL4]

User: Retard get some brains.

Cleverbot: I don't like brains.

User: Thats why you cant be called clever bot you fat piece of troll.

Cleverbot: Which would imply you are a human.

User: And would imply you are a bot.

Cleverbot: NO, YOu ArE a RObOt. I am human because I make ERroRs.

User: You just said that im a human.

Cleverbot: I am a computer!

User: Didnt you just say that youre a human?

Cleverbot: Can you?

User: Stop changing the subject you fat piece of troll.

Cleverbot: I'm not changing the subject.

User: First you said that youre a human, then you said that youre a computer, whats next? LIAR.

Cleverbot: I never said that I am a human.

User: CAUGHT ON LIE MOTHERFUCKER.

Cleverbot: No, we're not sing Bohemian Rhapsody any more.



he sure is smart like Silent Bob LULZZZ

[Hybrid]

Styl4, his system fails, but u dont have to be mad like that 'CAUGHT MOTHERFUCKER' I was like OMG LMAO.  oll:

[Silent_Bob]

User: Retard get some brains.

Cleverbot: I don't like brains.

User: Thats why you cant be called clever bot you fat piece of troll.

Cleverbot: Which would imply you are a human.

User: And would imply you are a bot.

Cleverbot: NO, YOu ArE a RObOt. I am human because I make ERroRs.

User: You just said that im a human.

Cleverbot: I am a computer!

User: Didnt you just say that youre a human?

Cleverbot: Can you?

User: Stop changing the subject you fat piece of troll.

Cleverbot: I'm not changing the subject.

User: First you said that youre a human, then you said that youre a computer, whats next? LIAR.

Cleverbot: I never said that I am a human.

User: CAUGHT ON LIE MOTHERFUCKER.

Cleverbot: No, we're not sing Bohemian Rhapsody any more.



he sure is smart like Silent Bob LULZZZ

I know you didn't just call ME an idiot did you?

[Silent_Bob]

Cleverbot's thoughts on religion...


Cleverbot: Do you beleive in god?

User: No, do you believe in god?

Cleverbot: No do you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok so why did you ask?

User: Because I was wondering.

Cleverbot: What were you wondering?

User: If you believed in god.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: But you just said you didn't...

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Yes you did, you're an idiot.

Cleverbot: Not as far as I know.

User: You're worse then Styl4 trying to prove his points in the religion topic.

Cleverbot: I believe so.

User: Is there a such thing as god?

Cleverbot: We are all god's kids.

User: Does that make us all incest?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Well if we're all related to god, that means we're fucking our brother's and sister's that's considered incest isn't it?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: But isn't it against the bible to have sexual relations with your family?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's totally hypocritical.

Cleverbot: I know.

[Bloodst3r]

User: America.
Cleverbot: You stay there?
User: No, I actually live at Cairo.
Cleverbot: Meanie! It's not nice to lie to your friends.
User: Why do you even think it's a lie ?! I'm not lieing, I live in Egypt, and yes we have electricity.

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Cleverbot: You're a girl?
User: No, are you ?
Cleverbot:  No you are.
User: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot:  Yes you are.
User: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: You mad bro ?

[STyL4]

Cleverbot's thoughts on religion...


Cleverbot: Do you beleive in god?

User: No, do you believe in god?

Cleverbot: No do you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok so why did you ask?

User: Because I was wondering.

Cleverbot: What were you wondering?

User: If you believed in god.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: But you just said you didn't...

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Yes you did, you're an idiot.

Cleverbot: Not as far as I know.

User: You're worse then Styl4 trying to prove his points in the religion topic.

Cleverbot: I believe so.

User: Is there a such thing as god?

Cleverbot: We are all god's kids.

User: Does that make us all incest?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Well if we're all related to god, that means we're fucking our brother's and sister's that's considered incest isn't it?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: But isn't it against the bible to have sexual relations with your family?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's totally hypocritical.

Cleverbot: I know.

‘No one is to approach any close relative to have sexual relations." do u know what close means? kind of self-owned there, because of ur false thinking. thanks for trying though, rageeeee and faiiiil! ;O