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CDC prepares you for Zombie Apocalypse
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05-20-2011, 10:40 PM
CDC (Center for Disease Control and Prevention) has given you a step by step guide to survive a zombie apocalypse. On one side, CDC is quite a serious company, and the country relies on it. To be honest, i think its a joke, yet at the same time to promote people to have a safety kit at all times, due to natural disasters (e.g. Japan).

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

Things in need -

  -  Water (1 gallon per person per day)
  -  Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
  -  Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
  -  Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)
  -  Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
  -  Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)
  -  Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)
  -  First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)

Enjoy =D
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05-21-2011, 12:59 PM
erm... ok
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05-21-2011, 02:40 PM
Yeah you're right... It was just to reel in readers with the title, it's actually about being prepared for the other things it talks about - hurricaines, floods, etc.
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05-22-2011, 01:20 AM
2 reponses? Wow, if it was a rebecca black thread it would of gotten 10 pages.
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05-22-2011, 02:25 AM
maybe not alot of people like to reply under some boring topic ?

Maybe come with bruce-lee.
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05-23-2011, 02:51 AM
(05-22-2011, 02:25 AM)sTriKer link Wrote: maybe not alot of people like to reply under some boring topic ?

Maybe come with bruce-lee.
Never knew education was a boring topic... oh wait you must be an adolescent.
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05-23-2011, 04:41 AM
Nice topic :D Zombies ftw, If a zombie outbrak happend id become one of them  O+
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05-23-2011, 05:28 AM
theres simply nothing interesting to discuss
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05-25-2011, 02:07 AM
Hurricane season is here... lets hope you wont face the wrath of the great cornholio.
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05-25-2011, 02:40 AM
(05-20-2011, 10:40 PM)Sean3 link Wrote: CDC (Center for Disease Control and Prevention) has given you a step by step guide to survive a zombie apocalypse. On one side, CDC is quite a serious company, and the country relies on it. To be honest, i think its a joke, yet at the same time to promote people to have a safety kit at all times, due to natural disasters (e.g. Japan).

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

Things in need -

  -  Water (1 gallon per person per day)
  -  Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
  -  Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
  -  Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)
  -  Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
  -  Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)
  - Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)
  -  First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)

Enjoy =D

lol, what are you gonna need a passport for when there's a zombie apocalypse? you gonna deport them or something?
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