10-28-2010, 06:05 PM
I know some people are waiting for it still, and finally the moment has came to share it with the rest. The action took place in the middle of the summer, where Tpimp was acting like a dumbass (and still is, by the way), so I thought of this little trick to get him off the forums. However, I actually expected it to be a big-ass fail since I didn't think people are that retarded until I prove otherwise...
So as most of you know, my nickname on IRC is not really Mark at all. I didn't even bother changing it to have a conversation with Tpimp because as I already mentioned, I expected it to turn out as a fail. Basically, I entered a random channel where Tpimp was, and introduced myself as a person who is working for goverment agency. I told that I'm a person who is looking for out for bad guys at various forums, and I'm trying to prevent flaming and so on. He actually fell for it, he took it seriously. Me alongside with jerico and Blackbean had a good laugh until he came back, because seriously, would you expect someone to be so dumb on the internet? Check it out for yourself:
[14:28] <berkley> Welcome.
[14:28] <~T> Yo
[14:29] <berkley> First of all, let me introduce myself. I am working for a goverment agency.
[14:29] <berkley> It is not important which one.
[14:29] <berkley> But you catch me.
[14:29] <~T> yes?
[14:29] <berkley> Now, to my understanding, there has been going shit down lately at the forums.
[14:30] <~T> Not really.
[14:30] <berkley> I am not registered there, since our management does not allow to register at public forums.
[14:30] <berkley> Privacy reasons.
[14:31] <~T> k
[14:31] <berkley> You can't say not really, because I've been watching you since you registered at the forums, which has been in January someplace.
[14:31] <berkley> And now, as my statistics say, you have flamed many people on the boards lately.
[14:31] <~T> I don't think anythings going down
[14:32] <~T> But
[14:32] <berkley> Take a look at your profile.
[14:32] <berkley> We, at the x goverment agency, look out for people so they can behave appropriately.
[14:32] <berkley> On various public sites, forums, and so on.
[14:33] <~T> Alrighty
[14:33] <berkley> I had a commendation to look after Las Venturas Playground forums.
[14:33] <berkley> And people, behaving there.
[14:33] <~T> How is it?
[14:33] <~T>
[14:33] <berkley> So it is you whos behavour got really awkward.
[14:34] <~T> Hmm.
[14:34] <berkley> I can't say you're intoxicated, but you might as well explain the situation yourself.
[14:34] <~T> im barly on the forums
[14:34] <~T> One
[14:34] <~T> question
[14:34] <berkley> Go ahead.
[14:34] <~T> Trying to play with me?
[14:35] <~T> xD
[14:35] <berkley> What do you mean?
[14:35] <~T> Playing a trick on me to make me behave better
[14:35] <~T> Or
[14:35] <~T> Some thing
[14:35] <berkley> As I already stated, we, at our goverment agency, are trying to convince people so they can behave appropriately at public forums.
[14:36] <berkley> We are trying to find solutions.
[14:36] <~T> Ok
[14:36] <berkley> So, explain the situation.
[14:36] <~T> Simple
[14:37] <~T> People here flame me as a newbie. i flam eback to stand ground
[14:37] <~T> f;ame*
[14:37] <~T> Flame*
[14:37] <~T> lol
[14:37] <berkley> When did you register?
[14:37] <~T> forums or server
[14:38] <berkley> I don't know what the word "server" stands for, so probably forums.
[14:38] <~T> lol
[14:38] <~T> Date Registered: February 16, 2010, 01:29:11 PMLast Active: Today at 01:32:20 PMLocal Time:July 01, 2010, 01:32:27 PM
[14:39] <berkley> Two thousand and ten.
[14:39] <~T> 2010*
[14:39] <berkley> Well, you kinda see that you are new on these boards, can't you.
[14:39] <~T> Nope
[14:39] <~T> I am not new
[14:39] <~T> Cause i use forums before and i know how to act on them
[14:39] <~T>
[14:39] <berkley> You said yourself a lot of flaming towards you has been going down lately.
[14:40] <berkley> You can't say "I know how to act on them".
[14:40] <~T> I just.....
[14:40] <~T> Chose not to
[14:40] <berkley> Since all you do is flame.
[14:40] <~T> Not true
[14:40] <~T> i also get along with people
[14:40] <berkley> Name me some.
[14:40] <~T> Kot, xbluexfoxx
[14:41] <~T> -.-
[14:41] <~T> yungbo4ever
[14:41] <berkley> You know I that Bernie is in our organization, don't you?
[14:41] <berkley> Well, doesn't matter.
[14:41] <~T>
[14:41] <berkley> But still, I see you flaming lots.
[14:41] <berkley> Towards some guys.
[14:41] <~T> Do you see them flaming other guys?
[14:41] <~T> too?
[14:42] <~T> its not only me
[14:42] <berkley> I don't know what you are talking about at the moment, because you need to speak for yourself.
[14:42] <~T> i am
[14:43] <berkley> So tell me, who are those other guys?
[14:43] <~T> Blackbean
[14:43] <~T>
[14:44] <berkley> He's flaming?
[14:44] <~T> always
[14:44] <berkley> Who else?
[14:45] <~T> How do you know im flaming if your not registered on the forums -.-
[14:45] <berkley> Because I'm reading the forums unregistered.
[14:45] <berkley> That's our job.
[14:45] <~T> meh
[14:46] <berkley> And I've been spectating you since you registered.
[14:46] <berkley> Now tell me, who are those other guys?
[14:46] <~T> Mark
[14:46] <~T> xD
[14:46] <berkley> Mark?
[14:46] <berkley> Which one?
[14:47] <berkley> I know at least two Mark's.
[14:47] <~T> The one with 1000+ posts
[14:47] <berkley> Oh that one. He's working in our agency as well.
[14:47] <~T> what a saprize
[14:49] <berkley> Oh well, I gotta jet now. I'll talk with you again soon.
[14:49] <~T> Bye.
[14:50] <berkley> In about an hour.
[14:50] <berkley> Dont go away.
[14:50] <~T> i will
[14:50] <~T> be
[14:50] <~T> away
[14:50] <~T> lol
[14:50] <~T> i got work
[14:50] <~T>
[15:08] <berkley> Excuse me, Mr T
[15:08] <berkley> Are you here?
[15:08] <~T> ?
[15:08] <berkley> Good. You're here.
[15:09] <berkley> Let's continue the discussion.
[15:09] <~T> dude
[15:09] <~T> lol
[15:09] <berkley> So where were we.
[15:09] <~T> we were getting up
[15:09] <~T> and
[15:09] <berkley> Ah, you said 2 names, Blackbean and Mark with 1000+ posts.
[15:09] <berkley> Alright, anyone else?
[15:09] <~T> yes
[15:10] <berkley> Please name.
[15:11] <~T> k
[15:11] <Blackbean> wats going down
[15:11] <~T> YOU
[15:11] <~T> lol
[15:11] <berkley> Oh, I asked you to name people.
[15:12] <Blackbean> waaat?
[15:12] <~T> http://forum.sa-mp.nl/index.php?action=profile;u=4651
[15:12] <~T> that guy
[15:12] <berkley> Eh, Keanu Reeves.
[15:12] <berkley> Anyway, Mr T, what do you think.
[15:13] <~T> ?
[15:13] <berkley> Should you continue posting on Las Venturas Playground forums or not?
[15:13] <berkley> Seeing as many people flame you.
[15:13] <~T> I mean
[15:13] <~T> i don't care
[15:13] <~T> cause its looks stupid
[15:13] <~T>
[15:13] <Blackbean> oi Pimp, i reccomend quitting the internet
[15:13] <~T> \o
[15:13] <~T> who is pimp?
[15:14] <berkley> You can't be so sure Mr T, because you are lowering Las Venturas Playground forums reputation with your flaming.
[15:14] <Blackbean> ...
[15:14] <Blackbean> ^
[15:14] <berkley> We at goverment agency want people to behave normally.
[15:14] <~T> I do..
[15:14] <~T> LOL
[15:14] <Blackbean> no
[15:14] <~T> Yes*
[15:14] <Blackbean> fu
[15:14] <~T> See?
[15:14] <~T> he flames
[15:15] <Blackbean> no i dont
[15:15] <berkley> You do not behave normally Mr T. I told you already, you've become quite with a potty mouth recently.
[15:15] <Blackbean> fu dsnt mean fuck you in my lang
[15:15] <Blackbean> fu = fun uncle
[15:15] <berkley> So Mr T, what do you say if we, at the goverment agency, give you a little vacation, so you would stop posting for some weeks?
[15:16] <~T> dude
[15:16] <~T> why me
[15:16] <Blackbean> cause ur special
[15:16] <berkley> Nothing harsh man, it's just that our job is to keep peace at public sites and forums.
[15:16] <~T> and the peace is made
[15:16] <berkley> It is not, you have been flaming a lot recently.
[15:16] <Blackbean> yes
[15:17] <Blackbean> youre making me cry lil nerd
[15:17] <~T> see?
[15:17] <Blackbean> no im blind accually
[15:17] <~T> flaming right there
[15:17] <~T> -.-
[15:17] <~T> pff.
[15:17] <berkley> Excuse me, we are talking about forums, Mr T.
[15:17] <~T> ?
[15:17] <Blackbean> ?
[15:18] <berkley> The goverment agency does not deal with IRC channels. JRR is the organization who keeps its eye out.
[15:18] <Blackbean> ops
[15:18] <~T> lets make a deal
[15:18] <berkley> About time I shall say.
[15:18] <~T> if i stop posting. those people i named will stop too
[15:19] <~T> otherwise
[15:19] <~T> not gonna happen
[15:19] <~T> -.-
[15:19] <Blackbean> what people you named?
[15:19] <~T> u
[15:19] <Blackbean> only me?
[15:19] <~T> no
[15:19] <berkley> Who else?
[15:20] <berkley> Excuse me, I am waiting for names.
[15:20] <~T> uh
[15:21] <berkley> I am listening, Mr T.
[15:21] <~T> Blackbean
[15:21] <Blackbean> what
[15:21] <Blackbean> oh
[15:21] <~T> is a name
[15:21] <Blackbean> i know
[15:21] <Blackbean> Fred is too
[15:21] <~T> not you
[15:21] <~T> dude
[15:21] <~T> leave me ALONE
[15:21] <~T> _>_
[15:21] <berkley> Mr T.
[15:21] <~T> xD
[15:21] <Blackbean> make me!
15:21] <berkley> I am waiting for names.
[15:21] <~T> i said 1
[15:22] <~T> got that one
[15:22] <~T> ?
[15:22] <berkley> Yes.
[15:22] <~T> Hold on about 4 hours
[15:22] <Blackbean> ...
[15:22] <berkley> Excuse me?
[15:22] <Blackbean> nurd
[15:22] <~T> i got work like in 5 min
[15:22] <berkley> Mr T. Name the names please, we must assign the contract.
[15:22] <Blackbean> ffs
[15:22] <~T> Mark
[15:22] <Blackbean> u can say the names in 10secs
[15:22] <jerico> Mr.T
[15:22] <Blackbean> keep going
[15:23] <~T> yo
[15:23] <~T> lol
[15:23] <~T> dude
[15:23] <jerico> better work with berkley
[15:23] <jerico> the is scary
[15:23] <jerico> he*
[15:23] <berkley> Blackbean, Mark, who else?
[15:23] <~T> dude
[15:23] <jerico> and he can made you do awfull things
[15:23] <~T> will he ban me?
[15:23] <Blackbean> yo jericoo
[15:23] <Blackbean> he can if he wants
[15:23] <jerico> worse then ban
[15:24] <berkley> So, Mr T, is that it?
[15:24] <jerico> he has priveleges to cut off internet
[15:24] <berkley> 2 names?
[15:24] <~T> NO
[15:24] <berkley> Please name more.
[15:24] <Blackbean> he can send ppl to jail accually irl, called TROLLING
[15:24] <Blackbean> the reason
[15:24] <Blackbean> or flaming on internet
[15:24] <berkley> Indeed I can, I am working for the goverment agency.
[15:24] <~T> lol
[15:25] <~T> the internet is some serious shit
[15:25] <jerico> he pulled me this trick off when i was 1 year off
[15:25] <berkley> Mr T. Names please.
[15:25] <~T> Hitman
[15:25] <jerico> 1 year off because he made me
[15:25] <jerico> but i can tell you this
[15:25] <Blackbean> i found a popcorn on the floor
[15:25] <jerico> becase if you will go on like this you will be gone for 1 year too
[15:26] <jerico> i was accused of child mollesting over the internet
[15:26] <Blackbean> jerico did you get jailed or your computer got locked that you couldnt do a shit
[15:26] <jerico> but the charge were trown away by berkley after one year
[15:26] <jerico> my internet line got cut off
[15:26] <Blackbean> oh
[15:26] <Blackbean> k
[15:28] <Blackbean> my cousins computer got locked after he called berkley a homo :x
[15:28] <~T>
[15:28] <jerico> yeah
[15:28] <jerico> don't say to much
[15:28] <jerico> he is a grumpy dude, who abuses his rights now and then
[15:28] <Blackbean> yeah
[15:28] <jerico> and the most scary part is, that he doesn't deny it
[15:29] <Blackbean> an goverment dsnt do nothing about it
[15:29] <~T> berkley, do you hate me? xD
[15:29] <~T> Lu
[15:29] <~T> Kz
[15:29] <~T> iz a name
[15:29] <~T> D:
[15:29] <berkley> Sorry. Had lunch with my organization.
[15:29] <~T> k
[15:29] <berkley> Right, that's all, Mr T.?
[15:29] <~T> no
[15:29] <Blackbean> say all the names properly, berkley does not like fooling around
[15:30] <jerico> blackbean
[15:30] <jerico> don't tell to much
[15:30] <Blackbean> okay
[15:30] <jerico> you know last week
[15:30] <jerico> that dude...
[15:30] <jerico> damn, don't want to see that happen again
[15:30] <~T> FaNiL
[15:30] <berkley> Mr T. We are going to sign the contract now.
[15:30] <~T> wait
[15:30] <~T> 9 more names
[15:30] <~T> jk
[15:30] <~T> 1
[15:31] <berkley> Right, you name it, and I'll bring in the contract.
[15:31] <~T> Munch
[15:31] <~T> dats it
[15:31] <~T> k
[15:32] <Blackbean> so Blackbean, Mark, Lukz, Hitman, Final, Munch?
[15:32] <~T> no
[15:32] <~T> the dude
[15:32] <~T> when i gave you the link
[15:32] <Blackbean> keanu?
[15:32] <~T> ya
[15:32] <Blackbean> so Blackbean, Mark, Lukz, Hitman, Final, Munch and Keanu Reeves
[15:32] <~T> yes
[15:32] <~T> lol
[15:34] <Blackbean> what happens now :s
[15:34] <~T> i gtfo
[15:35] <~T> the forums
[15:35] <Blackbean> oh
[15:35] <~T> so does the other ppl
[15:35] <Blackbean> okay
[15:35] <berkley> "Dear Tpimp1, ______ You are signing this contract because you want to prevent flaming in an open forum. You agree with the terms and conditions, setup 36/887.51 stage 6 to take away permission of posting the following people: Blackbean, Mark, Lukz, Hitman, Final, Munch, Keanu_Reeves. While stage 6 point 88.47 says to take away the permission, you agree to the term that you are not allowed to post or view Las Venturas Playground forums for 3 weeks starting off today. ____ berkley, head chief of Goverment Agency, signed the contract with Tpimp 01.07.2010."
[15:35] <berkley> Please review the contract and accept it.
[15:36] <~T> ..
[15:36] <~T> 3 weeks?
[15:36] <~T> D:
[15:36] <jerico> there misses some rules
[15:37] <~T> meh ok
[15:37] <~T> its kinda good for me in ways
[15:37] <~T> yo berkley
[15:37] <~T> can i view it?
[15:37] <~T> but not post
[15:37] <Blackbean> dont "yo" him
[15:37] <~T> lol
[15:37] <~T> sry
[15:37] <Blackbean> youre lucky he dsnt take your network away right now
[15:38] <~T> i never got into this kinda situation before
[15:39] <berkley> No. You cannot view the boards.
[15:39] <jerico> ishould not lol at this moment
[15:39] <berkley> And so can't the other guys.
[15:39] <Blackbean> ^^
[15:39] <~T> FUCK
[15:39] <~T> -.-
[15:39] <Blackbean> flaming?
[15:39] <~T> no
[15:39] <~T> im mad now
[15:39] <~T> xD
[15:40] <berkley> Mr T.
[15:40] <~T> ?
[15:40] <berkley> Do you accept the contract?
[15:40] <~T> sure
[15:40] <berkley> You will be not able to view the boards, and neither will other guys.
[15:40] <~T> but
[15:41] <~T> you better see if they dont view it
[15:41] <~T> cause this is serious
[15:41] <~T> D:
[15:41] <berkley> We are looking out for the guys, don't worry.
[15:41] <Blackbean> btw T, berkley can check the forums for online ppl for last few weeks
[15:41] <~T> ikr
[15:41] <berkley> Yes, that is also a good point, Blackbean.
[15:42] <~T> k
[15:43] <Blackbean> this is not the place to talk stupid jokes
[15:44] <berkley> Right, Mr T.
[15:44] <~T> dude
[15:44] <berkley> Do you accept the contract? [Yes/No]
[15:44] <~T> Yes.
[15:44] <berkley> Good Mr T.
[15:44] <~T> but dude
[15:45] <berkley> You now can log off the forums.
[15:45] <Blackbean> dude?
[15:45] <~T> ?
[15:45] <~T> im talking to jerico
[15:45] <Blackbean> you are talking to goverment
[15:45] <berkley> Mr T.
[15:45] <berkley> Please log off the forums as you signed the contract.
[15:45] <berkley> You will be allowed back in 3 weeks.
[15:45] <~T> i did
[15:46] <berkley> That means 22nd of July.
[15:46] <~T> .
[15:46] <berkley> http://forum.sa-mp.nl/index.php?action=profile;u=5982
[15:46] <~T> k
[15:46] <berkley> You are online.
[15:46] <~T> fuk sake
[15:46] <~T> ill close
[15:46] <Blackbean> And you cant log in and view the forum
[15:46] <~T> ohhh
[15:46] <berkley> Yes.
[15:46] <berkley> Mr T. Please press the log off button.
[15:46] <~T> lol ill log out
[15:47] <berkley> And so will the other guys.
[15:47] <~T> done
[15:47] <berkley> Good.
[15:47] <berkley> Thank you.
[15:47] <berkley> You are not allowed to view the boards as Guest.
[15:47] <~T> .
[15:48] <~T> k
[15:48] <berkley> You are allowed back on 22nd of July.
[15:49] <berkley> We are watching you, remember.
[15:49] <Blackbean> jerico please keep an eye on Mr T and his ip
[15:49] <berkley> Log in before 22nd of July, and you're busted.
[15:49] <Blackbean> cause i have a feeling hes back as guest today evening
[15:49] <berkley> Consequences will be taken if so.
So as most of you know, my nickname on IRC is not really Mark at all. I didn't even bother changing it to have a conversation with Tpimp because as I already mentioned, I expected it to turn out as a fail. Basically, I entered a random channel where Tpimp was, and introduced myself as a person who is working for goverment agency. I told that I'm a person who is looking for out for bad guys at various forums, and I'm trying to prevent flaming and so on. He actually fell for it, he took it seriously. Me alongside with jerico and Blackbean had a good laugh until he came back, because seriously, would you expect someone to be so dumb on the internet? Check it out for yourself:
[14:28] <berkley> Welcome.
[14:28] <~T> Yo
[14:29] <berkley> First of all, let me introduce myself. I am working for a goverment agency.
[14:29] <berkley> It is not important which one.
[14:29] <berkley> But you catch me.
[14:29] <~T> yes?
[14:29] <berkley> Now, to my understanding, there has been going shit down lately at the forums.
[14:30] <~T> Not really.
[14:30] <berkley> I am not registered there, since our management does not allow to register at public forums.
[14:30] <berkley> Privacy reasons.
[14:31] <~T> k
[14:31] <berkley> You can't say not really, because I've been watching you since you registered at the forums, which has been in January someplace.
[14:31] <berkley> And now, as my statistics say, you have flamed many people on the boards lately.
[14:31] <~T> I don't think anythings going down
[14:32] <~T> But
[14:32] <berkley> Take a look at your profile.
[14:32] <berkley> We, at the x goverment agency, look out for people so they can behave appropriately.
[14:32] <berkley> On various public sites, forums, and so on.
[14:33] <~T> Alrighty
[14:33] <berkley> I had a commendation to look after Las Venturas Playground forums.
[14:33] <berkley> And people, behaving there.
[14:33] <~T> How is it?
[14:33] <~T>
[14:33] <berkley> So it is you whos behavour got really awkward.
[14:34] <~T> Hmm.
[14:34] <berkley> I can't say you're intoxicated, but you might as well explain the situation yourself.
[14:34] <~T> im barly on the forums
[14:34] <~T> One
[14:34] <~T> question
[14:34] <berkley> Go ahead.
[14:34] <~T> Trying to play with me?
[14:35] <~T> xD
[14:35] <berkley> What do you mean?
[14:35] <~T> Playing a trick on me to make me behave better
[14:35] <~T> Or
[14:35] <~T> Some thing
[14:35] <berkley> As I already stated, we, at our goverment agency, are trying to convince people so they can behave appropriately at public forums.
[14:36] <berkley> We are trying to find solutions.
[14:36] <~T> Ok
[14:36] <berkley> So, explain the situation.
[14:36] <~T> Simple
[14:37] <~T> People here flame me as a newbie. i flam eback to stand ground
[14:37] <~T> f;ame*
[14:37] <~T> Flame*
[14:37] <~T> lol
[14:37] <berkley> When did you register?
[14:37] <~T> forums or server
[14:38] <berkley> I don't know what the word "server" stands for, so probably forums.
[14:38] <~T> lol
[14:38] <~T> Date Registered: February 16, 2010, 01:29:11 PMLast Active: Today at 01:32:20 PMLocal Time:July 01, 2010, 01:32:27 PM
[14:39] <berkley> Two thousand and ten.
[14:39] <~T> 2010*
[14:39] <berkley> Well, you kinda see that you are new on these boards, can't you.
[14:39] <~T> Nope
[14:39] <~T> I am not new
[14:39] <~T> Cause i use forums before and i know how to act on them
[14:39] <~T>
[14:39] <berkley> You said yourself a lot of flaming towards you has been going down lately.
[14:40] <berkley> You can't say "I know how to act on them".
[14:40] <~T> I just.....
[14:40] <~T> Chose not to
[14:40] <berkley> Since all you do is flame.
[14:40] <~T> Not true
[14:40] <~T> i also get along with people
[14:40] <berkley> Name me some.
[14:40] <~T> Kot, xbluexfoxx
[14:41] <~T> -.-
[14:41] <~T> yungbo4ever
[14:41] <berkley> You know I that Bernie is in our organization, don't you?
[14:41] <berkley> Well, doesn't matter.
[14:41] <~T>
[14:41] <berkley> But still, I see you flaming lots.
[14:41] <berkley> Towards some guys.
[14:41] <~T> Do you see them flaming other guys?
[14:41] <~T> too?
[14:42] <~T> its not only me
[14:42] <berkley> I don't know what you are talking about at the moment, because you need to speak for yourself.
[14:42] <~T> i am
[14:43] <berkley> So tell me, who are those other guys?
[14:43] <~T> Blackbean
[14:43] <~T>
[14:44] <berkley> He's flaming?
[14:44] <~T> always
[14:44] <berkley> Who else?
[14:45] <~T> How do you know im flaming if your not registered on the forums -.-
[14:45] <berkley> Because I'm reading the forums unregistered.
[14:45] <berkley> That's our job.
[14:45] <~T> meh
[14:46] <berkley> And I've been spectating you since you registered.
[14:46] <berkley> Now tell me, who are those other guys?
[14:46] <~T> Mark
[14:46] <~T> xD
[14:46] <berkley> Mark?
[14:46] <berkley> Which one?
[14:47] <berkley> I know at least two Mark's.
[14:47] <~T> The one with 1000+ posts
[14:47] <berkley> Oh that one. He's working in our agency as well.
[14:47] <~T> what a saprize
[14:49] <berkley> Oh well, I gotta jet now. I'll talk with you again soon.
[14:49] <~T> Bye.
[14:50] <berkley> In about an hour.
[14:50] <berkley> Dont go away.
[14:50] <~T> i will
[14:50] <~T> be
[14:50] <~T> away
[14:50] <~T> lol
[14:50] <~T> i got work
[14:50] <~T>
[15:08] <berkley> Excuse me, Mr T
[15:08] <berkley> Are you here?
[15:08] <~T> ?
[15:08] <berkley> Good. You're here.
[15:09] <berkley> Let's continue the discussion.
[15:09] <~T> dude
[15:09] <~T> lol
[15:09] <berkley> So where were we.
[15:09] <~T> we were getting up
[15:09] <~T> and
[15:09] <berkley> Ah, you said 2 names, Blackbean and Mark with 1000+ posts.
[15:09] <berkley> Alright, anyone else?
[15:09] <~T> yes
[15:10] <berkley> Please name.
[15:11] <~T> k
[15:11] <Blackbean> wats going down
[15:11] <~T> YOU
[15:11] <~T> lol
[15:11] <berkley> Oh, I asked you to name people.
[15:12] <Blackbean> waaat?
[15:12] <~T> http://forum.sa-mp.nl/index.php?action=profile;u=4651
[15:12] <~T> that guy
[15:12] <berkley> Eh, Keanu Reeves.
[15:12] <berkley> Anyway, Mr T, what do you think.
[15:13] <~T> ?
[15:13] <berkley> Should you continue posting on Las Venturas Playground forums or not?
[15:13] <berkley> Seeing as many people flame you.
[15:13] <~T> I mean
[15:13] <~T> i don't care
[15:13] <~T> cause its looks stupid
[15:13] <~T>
[15:13] <Blackbean> oi Pimp, i reccomend quitting the internet
[15:13] <~T> \o
[15:13] <~T> who is pimp?
[15:14] <berkley> You can't be so sure Mr T, because you are lowering Las Venturas Playground forums reputation with your flaming.
[15:14] <Blackbean> ...
[15:14] <Blackbean> ^
[15:14] <berkley> We at goverment agency want people to behave normally.
[15:14] <~T> I do..
[15:14] <~T> LOL
[15:14] <Blackbean> no
[15:14] <~T> Yes*
[15:14] <Blackbean> fu
[15:14] <~T> See?
[15:14] <~T> he flames
[15:15] <Blackbean> no i dont
[15:15] <berkley> You do not behave normally Mr T. I told you already, you've become quite with a potty mouth recently.
[15:15] <Blackbean> fu dsnt mean fuck you in my lang
[15:15] <Blackbean> fu = fun uncle
[15:15] <berkley> So Mr T, what do you say if we, at the goverment agency, give you a little vacation, so you would stop posting for some weeks?
[15:16] <~T> dude
[15:16] <~T> why me
[15:16] <Blackbean> cause ur special
[15:16] <berkley> Nothing harsh man, it's just that our job is to keep peace at public sites and forums.
[15:16] <~T> and the peace is made
[15:16] <berkley> It is not, you have been flaming a lot recently.
[15:16] <Blackbean> yes
[15:17] <Blackbean> youre making me cry lil nerd
[15:17] <~T> see?
[15:17] <Blackbean> no im blind accually
[15:17] <~T> flaming right there
[15:17] <~T> -.-
[15:17] <~T> pff.
[15:17] <berkley> Excuse me, we are talking about forums, Mr T.
[15:17] <~T> ?
[15:17] <Blackbean> ?
[15:18] <berkley> The goverment agency does not deal with IRC channels. JRR is the organization who keeps its eye out.
[15:18] <Blackbean> ops
[15:18] <~T> lets make a deal
[15:18] <berkley> About time I shall say.
[15:18] <~T> if i stop posting. those people i named will stop too
[15:19] <~T> otherwise
[15:19] <~T> not gonna happen
[15:19] <~T> -.-
[15:19] <Blackbean> what people you named?
[15:19] <~T> u
[15:19] <Blackbean> only me?
[15:19] <~T> no
[15:19] <berkley> Who else?
[15:20] <berkley> Excuse me, I am waiting for names.
[15:20] <~T> uh
[15:21] <berkley> I am listening, Mr T.
[15:21] <~T> Blackbean
[15:21] <Blackbean> what
[15:21] <Blackbean> oh
[15:21] <~T> is a name
[15:21] <Blackbean> i know
[15:21] <Blackbean> Fred is too
[15:21] <~T> not you
[15:21] <~T> dude
[15:21] <~T> leave me ALONE
[15:21] <~T> _>_
[15:21] <berkley> Mr T.
[15:21] <~T> xD
[15:21] <Blackbean> make me!
15:21] <berkley> I am waiting for names.
[15:21] <~T> i said 1
[15:22] <~T> got that one
[15:22] <~T> ?
[15:22] <berkley> Yes.
[15:22] <~T> Hold on about 4 hours
[15:22] <Blackbean> ...
[15:22] <berkley> Excuse me?
[15:22] <Blackbean> nurd
[15:22] <~T> i got work like in 5 min
[15:22] <berkley> Mr T. Name the names please, we must assign the contract.
[15:22] <Blackbean> ffs
[15:22] <~T> Mark
[15:22] <Blackbean> u can say the names in 10secs
[15:22] <jerico> Mr.T
[15:22] <Blackbean> keep going
[15:23] <~T> yo
[15:23] <~T> lol
[15:23] <~T> dude
[15:23] <jerico> better work with berkley
[15:23] <jerico> the is scary
[15:23] <jerico> he*
[15:23] <berkley> Blackbean, Mark, who else?
[15:23] <~T> dude
[15:23] <jerico> and he can made you do awfull things
[15:23] <~T> will he ban me?
[15:23] <Blackbean> yo jericoo
[15:23] <Blackbean> he can if he wants
[15:23] <jerico> worse then ban
[15:24] <berkley> So, Mr T, is that it?
[15:24] <jerico> he has priveleges to cut off internet
[15:24] <berkley> 2 names?
[15:24] <~T> NO
[15:24] <berkley> Please name more.
[15:24] <Blackbean> he can send ppl to jail accually irl, called TROLLING
[15:24] <Blackbean> the reason
[15:24] <Blackbean> or flaming on internet
[15:24] <berkley> Indeed I can, I am working for the goverment agency.
[15:24] <~T> lol
[15:25] <~T> the internet is some serious shit
[15:25] <jerico> he pulled me this trick off when i was 1 year off
[15:25] <berkley> Mr T. Names please.
[15:25] <~T> Hitman
[15:25] <jerico> 1 year off because he made me
[15:25] <jerico> but i can tell you this
[15:25] <Blackbean> i found a popcorn on the floor
[15:25] <jerico> becase if you will go on like this you will be gone for 1 year too
[15:26] <jerico> i was accused of child mollesting over the internet
[15:26] <Blackbean> jerico did you get jailed or your computer got locked that you couldnt do a shit
[15:26] <jerico> but the charge were trown away by berkley after one year
[15:26] <jerico> my internet line got cut off
[15:26] <Blackbean> oh
[15:26] <Blackbean> k
[15:28] <Blackbean> my cousins computer got locked after he called berkley a homo :x
[15:28] <~T>
[15:28] <jerico> yeah
[15:28] <jerico> don't say to much
[15:28] <jerico> he is a grumpy dude, who abuses his rights now and then
[15:28] <Blackbean> yeah
[15:28] <jerico> and the most scary part is, that he doesn't deny it
[15:29] <Blackbean> an goverment dsnt do nothing about it
[15:29] <~T> berkley, do you hate me? xD
[15:29] <~T> Lu
[15:29] <~T> Kz
[15:29] <~T> iz a name
[15:29] <~T> D:
[15:29] <berkley> Sorry. Had lunch with my organization.
[15:29] <~T> k
[15:29] <berkley> Right, that's all, Mr T.?
[15:29] <~T> no
[15:29] <Blackbean> say all the names properly, berkley does not like fooling around
[15:30] <jerico> blackbean
[15:30] <jerico> don't tell to much
[15:30] <Blackbean> okay
[15:30] <jerico> you know last week
[15:30] <jerico> that dude...
[15:30] <jerico> damn, don't want to see that happen again
[15:30] <~T> FaNiL
[15:30] <berkley> Mr T. We are going to sign the contract now.
[15:30] <~T> wait
[15:30] <~T> 9 more names
[15:30] <~T> jk
[15:30] <~T> 1
[15:31] <berkley> Right, you name it, and I'll bring in the contract.
[15:31] <~T> Munch
[15:31] <~T> dats it
[15:31] <~T> k
[15:32] <Blackbean> so Blackbean, Mark, Lukz, Hitman, Final, Munch?
[15:32] <~T> no
[15:32] <~T> the dude
[15:32] <~T> when i gave you the link
[15:32] <Blackbean> keanu?
[15:32] <~T> ya
[15:32] <Blackbean> so Blackbean, Mark, Lukz, Hitman, Final, Munch and Keanu Reeves
[15:32] <~T> yes
[15:32] <~T> lol
[15:34] <Blackbean> what happens now :s
[15:34] <~T> i gtfo
[15:35] <~T> the forums
[15:35] <Blackbean> oh
[15:35] <~T> so does the other ppl
[15:35] <Blackbean> okay
[15:35] <berkley> "Dear Tpimp1, ______ You are signing this contract because you want to prevent flaming in an open forum. You agree with the terms and conditions, setup 36/887.51 stage 6 to take away permission of posting the following people: Blackbean, Mark, Lukz, Hitman, Final, Munch, Keanu_Reeves. While stage 6 point 88.47 says to take away the permission, you agree to the term that you are not allowed to post or view Las Venturas Playground forums for 3 weeks starting off today. ____ berkley, head chief of Goverment Agency, signed the contract with Tpimp 01.07.2010."
[15:35] <berkley> Please review the contract and accept it.
[15:36] <~T> ..
[15:36] <~T> 3 weeks?
[15:36] <~T> D:
[15:36] <jerico> there misses some rules
[15:37] <~T> meh ok
[15:37] <~T> its kinda good for me in ways
[15:37] <~T> yo berkley
[15:37] <~T> can i view it?
[15:37] <~T> but not post
[15:37] <Blackbean> dont "yo" him
[15:37] <~T> lol
[15:37] <~T> sry
[15:37] <Blackbean> youre lucky he dsnt take your network away right now
[15:38] <~T> i never got into this kinda situation before
[15:39] <berkley> No. You cannot view the boards.
[15:39] <jerico> ishould not lol at this moment
[15:39] <berkley> And so can't the other guys.
[15:39] <Blackbean> ^^
[15:39] <~T> FUCK
[15:39] <~T> -.-
[15:39] <Blackbean> flaming?
[15:39] <~T> no
[15:39] <~T> im mad now
[15:39] <~T> xD
[15:40] <berkley> Mr T.
[15:40] <~T> ?
[15:40] <berkley> Do you accept the contract?
[15:40] <~T> sure
[15:40] <berkley> You will be not able to view the boards, and neither will other guys.
[15:40] <~T> but
[15:41] <~T> you better see if they dont view it
[15:41] <~T> cause this is serious
[15:41] <~T> D:
[15:41] <berkley> We are looking out for the guys, don't worry.
[15:41] <Blackbean> btw T, berkley can check the forums for online ppl for last few weeks
[15:41] <~T> ikr
[15:41] <berkley> Yes, that is also a good point, Blackbean.
[15:42] <~T> k
[15:43] <Blackbean> this is not the place to talk stupid jokes
[15:44] <berkley> Right, Mr T.
[15:44] <~T> dude
[15:44] <berkley> Do you accept the contract? [Yes/No]
[15:44] <~T> Yes.
[15:44] <berkley> Good Mr T.
[15:44] <~T> but dude
[15:45] <berkley> You now can log off the forums.
[15:45] <Blackbean> dude?
[15:45] <~T> ?
[15:45] <~T> im talking to jerico
[15:45] <Blackbean> you are talking to goverment
[15:45] <berkley> Mr T.
[15:45] <berkley> Please log off the forums as you signed the contract.
[15:45] <berkley> You will be allowed back in 3 weeks.
[15:45] <~T> i did
[15:46] <berkley> That means 22nd of July.
[15:46] <~T> .
[15:46] <berkley> http://forum.sa-mp.nl/index.php?action=profile;u=5982
[15:46] <~T> k
[15:46] <berkley> You are online.
[15:46] <~T> fuk sake
[15:46] <~T> ill close
[15:46] <Blackbean> And you cant log in and view the forum
[15:46] <~T> ohhh
[15:46] <berkley> Yes.
[15:46] <berkley> Mr T. Please press the log off button.
[15:46] <~T> lol ill log out
[15:47] <berkley> And so will the other guys.
[15:47] <~T> done
[15:47] <berkley> Good.
[15:47] <berkley> Thank you.
[15:47] <berkley> You are not allowed to view the boards as Guest.
[15:47] <~T> .
[15:48] <~T> k
[15:48] <berkley> You are allowed back on 22nd of July.
[15:49] <berkley> We are watching you, remember.
[15:49] <Blackbean> jerico please keep an eye on Mr T and his ip
[15:49] <berkley> Log in before 22nd of July, and you're busted.
[15:49] <Blackbean> cause i have a feeling hes back as guest today evening
[15:49] <berkley> Consequences will be taken if so.
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