NASA spaceship "hijacked by aliens"

[Nater]

I always thought u was an alien nater

I could be  oll:
Im also a Pandaroo 

[Sean3]

Alien1: Hmm seems like we found a planet to take over
Alien2: Yes, let me send a hack to take info of this place
*electromagetive waves sounds*
Alien1: Jesus fuck*ng christ
Alien2: What What What?!?!
Alien1: Theres this place in this planet, where the economy is low, and its infested with things that look bigger than the others.
Alien2: So?
Alien1: They really think their the best LOL
Alien2: LOL!

[Munch]

Hahaha wouldn't surprise me if some papers and the news end up telling us about aliens saying something like that.

[Sean3]

Part 2

*electromagetive waves sound*

Alien1: We got some new intel brother.
Alien2: Read it, what it says?
Alien1: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!
Alien2: What happened?
Alien1: Apparently their top favorite food stores is a store called Burger King, and you wont believe what they serve in there.
Alien2: What?
Alien1: COWS!!!!
Alien2: THIS IS MADNESS!!
Alien2: I say we burn this fucker down right now!
Alien1: I agree

Alien1 & Alien2 fused and created a gigantic attack on the country known as USA.

Alienator: KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FOXNewsReporter1: It is appeared that scientist just discovered an attack has been launched on earth, primarily targeted USA.
FOXNewsReporter2: Yes, seems like these idiots did the wrong calculations, since America is 3,452 miles and this attack will destroy 3,500 miles of land.
FOXNewsReporter1: Yeah haha, they surely dont know their maths right.
FOXNewsReporter1: We got some information that terrorist are in this attack, apparently Muhammad Muhammad is behind all of this.
FOXNewsReporter2: Yes, seems like these terrorist sure love us, whats next? A gigantic statue with FOX logo on it filled with bombs?
FOXNewsReporter1: Thats a good one #2!
FOXNewsReporter1: Well thats up for today's biggest lies ladies & gentleman, have a good evening.

[Turkey]

Anyway, I read that it was just that 2 bits were set to either 0 instead of 1 or vice versa.

http://news.discovery.com/space/nasa-fin...litch.html

[0Target0]

Lol  probably a human error...as always.

[KingJd]

i read this shit too quick and said nba spaceship