Funny Omegle quotes

[Bessensap]

Stranger: I've been watching you
You: BALLS
You: I LIKE BALLS
Stranger: i know that
Stranger: duh
Stranger: waittt
Stranger: youre a fag?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Sandra?
You: Yes!
You: Joe?
Stranger: No eric
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hi!
You: Hey!
Stranger: how are u
You: I'm fine what 'bout you?
Stranger: fine too
You: ok
You: so
You: Are you a girl?
Stranger: I'm male , 20
You: Bye
You have disconnected.

[XiZ]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: frm
You: madrid
Stranger: m\f
You: f
You: how about you?
Stranger: m frm india
You: oh ok
You: hey how do you feel about racism?
You: i think it's really bad
You: to call someone a "jew" or a "black person" is just awful!
Stranger: yes it is'
Stranger: so wat do u do
You: im listening to music atm
Stranger: professionally
You: ah
You: well
You: im a banker
Stranger: ok
Stranger: dats good
You: u?
Stranger: i m an electrical engineer
Stranger: n i work for dell
You: nice!
You: by the way i forgot to mention that im a football fan
You: i support real madrid, as im from madrid
Stranger: obviously
You: no
You: i could be for atletico
You: but real have ronaldo now D
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but i love cricket more
You: ah we dont have that here
You: football is the most important sport to spanish people
Stranger: yes n football is not so famous here
You:
You: well heh yeah india isn't that good lol
Stranger: same like madrid
Stranger: lol
You: nahh madrid is good
You: i mean
You: real
Stranger: same for india
You:
You: but you guys dont play football
Stranger: n u dont play cricket
Stranger: ha
You: im just saying that real is better than india on football
Stranger: a nice discussion
You: i dont know for other sports
Stranger: ok leave it
Stranger: it doesnt matter
You: but you're a gypsyfaggot and you must burn in hell.


P.S Real Madrid sucks actually.

[g3344]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: frm
You: madrid
Stranger: m\f
You: f
You: how about you?
Stranger: m frm india
You: oh ok
You: hey how do you feel about racism?
You: i think it's really bad
You: to call someone a "jew" or a "black person" is just awful!
Stranger: yes it is'
Stranger: so wat do u do
You: im listening to music atm
Stranger: professionally
You: ah
You: well
You: im a banker
Stranger: ok
Stranger: dats good
You: u?
Stranger: i m an electrical engineer
Stranger: n i work for dell
You: nice!
You: by the way i forgot to mention that im a football fan
You: i support real madrid, as im from madrid
Stranger: obviously
You: no
You: i could be for atletico
You: but real have ronaldo now D
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but i love cricket more
You: ah we dont have that here
You: football is the most important sport to spanish people
Stranger: yes n football is not so famous here
You:
You: well heh yeah india isn't that good lol
Stranger: same like madrid
Stranger: lol
You: nahh madrid is good
You: i mean
You: real
Stranger: same for india
You:
You: but you guys dont play football
Stranger: n u dont play cricket
Stranger: ha
You: im just saying that real is better than india on football
Stranger: a nice discussion
You: i dont know for other sports
Stranger: ok leave it
Stranger: it doesnt matter
You: but you're a gypsyfaggot and you must burn in hell.


P.S Real Madrid sucks actually.

Does every Indian work for Dell?

[g3344]

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Stranger: Meow
You: herro
You: im a korean
You: are you a crat
Stranger: hello
Stranger: yes
You: herro
You: i eat dogs
You: so your safe
Stranger: cool

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You: next
Stranger: hi im 22 male u
You: im not your type
Stranger: let me know u?
You: im 47 male fat
You: like i said
Stranger: uww
You: not ur type
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jerome]

Omegle is so fucking stupid.

[Mike]

[Rien]

Mike got owned

[g3344]

Mike got owned

[Danny]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: Whats up?
You: The remains of an old rocket orbiting the earth
Stranger: Hahaha
Stranger: What are you doing right now besides on the computer talking to me
You: dogfight
Stranger: oh
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: iguess
You: Not for the dogs.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Silent_Bob]

Stranger: What are you doing right now besides on the computer talking to me
You: dogfight
Stranger: oh
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: iguess
You: Not for the dogs.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

couldn't stop laughing