Dreams

[Hitman]

lol maddo, while copy & pasting you didnt change all the names

[XiZ]

I have a lot of weird dreams. I guess I can share a bit of the dream I had last night. At first the dream was about cocks, but these cocks were no ordinary cocks, they were kitty cocks! (Not cocks that looked like kittys) So yeah after that part of the dream, for some reason I threw them into a fire and they burned and died. When that was over me and TRaven were at a wedding chapel for a quite obvious reason, and we got married, I was yelling at TRaven to wash the dishes, but he didn't listen and then out of no where he told me that he wanted me to give him a divorce. My dream ended after that.

this is a better version.

my dream was about hussies, but these hussies were no ordinary hussies, they were kitty hussies! (Not hussies that looked like kittys). then i dreamed that the year was 1990 and i met Pamela Anderson.

[Shark]

I wrote a great story and it got overwhelmed by Maddolis'.

[TEF]

Hmm, it seems to me as though you are worried where you and your friends and things you care about step, i.e. the socks, but you want to change that and threw them in the fire. Then on the pirate ship, that is obviously because of LVP, and asking Joe to play the tuba better, could well be because he is doing a bad job at something and you think/can do better. The flying away bit and exploding, is because you want him to leave your life if he can't do anything good.

To sum up:
You used to tred carefully, now you don't. You are pissed at Joe for doing a bad job and wish he would just die.

Pigs huh....are you scared of the management by any chance?

total j/k

You do realize how foolish an art analyzing dreams is, correct? Dreams cannot be analyzed due to the fact we still know absolutely nothing about them. There are various different theories about how dreams work and how to analyze them, though none of which are proven. Indeed, the mind is simply a mystery to us all.

"To sum up:"

You have no idea what you're talking about and I would love it if you just kept out of this thread if all you're going to do is try to be some kind of psychologist. Seriously, it only makes you look like an idiot.

[g3344]

Chill the fuck out TEF It was a joke, I never intended it to be real. Besides that is your own opinion you have NO right to tell me to stay out of any thread. Leave that to the forum mods.

[Rien]

K, I dreamed this when I was about 4 or 5 years old, so about 10 years ago.

I'm in Egypt on a school trip, odn't ask me why, don't ask me how, but we're in some weird ass ancient little town with little pathways here and there. Then, suddenly 2 evil looking guys pop up, and all my friends are locked in an iron cage. Because I happened to be walking quite a bit in front of the group, I didn't get locked up, but those evil guys did capture me. So then I'm given a choise, to either go back home and never see my friends again, or to marry the Cameraguy who was filming this all so I can resque my friends..

And that's where I woke up, I never know what I did, but this dream still is the scariest one I've ever had


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I dreamed this about 2 years ago;

I'm at school, and we're about to have Dutch class, so we enter the room and wait for the teacher to come in, but for some reason, XL comes in, instead of the usual teacher. So he's being all strict and stuff and some kids actually have to stay after class. So then after school I get on IRC, and XL wants me to call him by his real name, and he's constantnly telling me to do my homework....


And that's where I woke up

[_Saif_]

K, I dreamed this when I was about 4 or 5 years old, so about 10 years ago.

I'm in Egypt on a school trip, odn't ask me why, don't ask me how, but we're in some weird ass ancient little town with little pathways here and there. Then, suddenly 2 evil looking guys pop up, and all my friends are locked in an iron cage. Because I happened to be walking quite a bit in front of the group, I didn't get locked up, but those evil guys did capture me. So then I'm given a choise, to either go back home and never see my friends again, or to marry the Cameraguy who was filming this all so I can resque my friends..

And that's where I woke up, I never know what I did, but this dream still is the scariest one I've ever had


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I dreamed this about 2 years ago;

I'm at school, and we're about to have Dutch class, so we enter the room and wait for the teacher to come in, but for some reason, XL comes in, instead of the usual teacher. So he's being all strict and stuff and some kids actually have to stay after class. So then after school I get on IRC, and XL wants me to call him by his real name, and he's constantnly telling me to do my homework....


And that's where I woke up

Nice Dreams .    and did you have done XL,s homework ? or not .

[[SWK]Nemesis]

I dreamed Megan Fox knocked on my door, naked - And she had food.

[James]

Last night I dream't that I was constantly about to have sex with a few women, and everytime I was close to it I offered Daniel Craig (James Bond) them before I'd take them, and sure enough he did take every single one of them. (This is no joke I actually did dream this).

[TRaven]

One night i had a dream that i went to a bar and started smoking weed, and then thought "WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING!? I GOTTA GET A JOB!" then woke up in a sweat.

Another night i dreamed that i was sittign on a couch with some pale skinned chick and lifted her shirt and started playing wit her boobz and then went down and started munchin' (NAA MEAN!?) Then my mom woke me up.

You do realize how foolish an art analyzing dreams is, correct? Dreams cannot be analyzed due to the fact we still know absolutely nothing about them. There are various different theories about how dreams work and how to analyze them, though none of which are proven. Indeed, the mind is simply a mystery to us all.

"To sum up:"

You have no idea what you're talking about and I would love it if you just kept out of this thread if all you're going to do is try to be some kind of psychologist. Seriously, it only makes you look like an idiot.

Someone needs a life. Failed attempt at e-dick showing. Seriously, it only makes you look like a douche.