01-02-2009, 02:25 PM
I was in GTA IV today and I jump from my heli then it tips over and the door opens and kills me from full HP! 
I guess that would be Death By Door.
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In real life it would probably be getting your finger broken while brushing your teeth then your stumble round trying to find a way to stop it hurting, then you see in a medical book to hold it up high, so you hold your finger high and the end gets cut off by the ceiling fan. So you go to call an ambulance but you bleed on the phone and get electrocuted. You have now burnt your bleeding finger so much that the blood has turned into a scab. You drive to the hospital and go to A&E but they said you have something stuck under the scab and it could cause a fatal infection. They have to removed the scab on the end of your finger to remove the something stuck under the scab but they have no anaesthetic. They pull out a hack saw and start trying to cut away the scab. Then they find that the something stuck under the scab was in-fact your bone. You go home and have a shower but then the hot water melts your scab and you start bleeding again. You drive to the hospital again and get it sealed. You go home to bed then wake up the next morning in a huge pool of blood and your cat chewing on your finger. You get up and seal your finger back up then have a shower to get rid of the blood but you slip in the shower and hit your head on the tap. It start to bleed to you walk to the hospital but fall down a man hole and end up in the sewers. you then catch fire and start to burn. To try and stop this you duck under water into the crap and piss. You get stuck and can't get back out and drown in the poo and piss.
Now that, is the worst death.
Edit: Try reading only the red writing. xD

I guess that would be Death By Door.
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In real life it would probably be getting your finger broken while brushing your teeth then your stumble round trying to find a way to stop it hurting, then you see in a medical book to hold it up high, so you hold your finger high and the end gets cut off by the ceiling fan. So you go to call an ambulance but you bleed on the phone and get electrocuted. You have now burnt your bleeding finger so much that the blood has turned into a scab. You drive to the hospital and go to A&E but they said you have something stuck under the scab and it could cause a fatal infection. They have to removed the scab on the end of your finger to remove the something stuck under the scab but they have no anaesthetic. They pull out a hack saw and start trying to cut away the scab. Then they find that the something stuck under the scab was in-fact your bone. You go home and have a shower but then the hot water melts your scab and you start bleeding again. You drive to the hospital again and get it sealed. You go home to bed then wake up the next morning in a huge pool of blood and your cat chewing on your finger. You get up and seal your finger back up then have a shower to get rid of the blood but you slip in the shower and hit your head on the tap. It start to bleed to you walk to the hospital but fall down a man hole and end up in the sewers. you then catch fire and start to burn. To try and stop this you duck under water into the crap and piss. You get stuck and can't get back out and drown in the poo and piss.
Now that, is the worst death.
Edit: Try reading only the red writing. xD
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