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(05-17-2009, 07:20 PM)Oasis9 link Wrote: games are not 100% for kids 
talkin like an old adult man
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Club Gallery Contest
Poll will end on friday , Vote for your favorite Pic (Check all pic in the forum) 
http://forum.sa-mp.nl/index.php?topic=19140.0
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CF for life, all you pretenders can suck my shiz :7
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(05-23-2009, 02:21 AM)nj_crothers link Wrote: CF for life, all you pretenders can suck my shiz :7 +1
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giggity giggity goo
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put £50 in the poor box."
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the £50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"
Badoom boom chshhh :7
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YALL BRAINDEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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(05-25-2009, 12:22 AM)nj_crothers link Wrote: giggity giggity goo
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put £50 in the poor box."
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the £50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"
Badoom boom chshhh :7
^Story of Two CASH FREAKS !! :7
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rofl
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(05-25-2009, 04:38 AM)Keanu_Reeves link Wrote: YALL BRAINDEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Was this reply made to make any sence?
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