What is Santa brining you this year?

[Danny]

Isnt it obvious what he said? C'mon, use your head! He said... er... If he's... Well, I dunno do I? I dont speak Chav.

[Swifty]

say notin u , ya lil mosher

[Agent]

So your acting a gansta huh ? 

[Swifty]

where does " say notin u " ya lil mosher " come in to am a gangsta idiot shut up u aswell lil puff

[Munch]

Translation: "If he' fake, and if he's a fatt ass, then you're mad. "

Did I get that right?

He said Santa's fake and fat like his mum.

And Whisper, he's not a chav and at least he doesn't hang around a forum for a year for a server that permabanned him for his brother cheating. You say you forgive them for permabanning you...

[Fireburn]

I won't get anything for X-Mas

[Rien]

I actually mihgt get an electric shaver

[killingspree]

maybe some luck. I have no luck at all these days hope get some from santa.

[DarkFlame]

cokies 

[8Ball]

Gears 2 COD5 PES09 whada bing whada bang.