[UNBANNED] I aar banned for being cute!

[Nudie]

Nickname: [UvH]Vuze
Date of the ban: Today, some time
Suspected Reason: Banned for being too cute.
Your IP address: 85.93.241.198

I aar too cute for server. Can you guys halp me out, pl0x?

[FiXeR]

Hm, I banned you because you are too cute/hot. You have 2 options to get unbanned:

1. Sleep with me
2. Sleep with me

[Nudie]

Hm. I wantz too sleep with yous. But I aint gay.. 

Or.. 

[FiXeR]

Me neither, but you are the cutest shemale I've ever seen. Now, while you undress yourself, I'll make sure you get unbanned.

(&Nuwani)* The IP address 85.93.241.198 ([UvH]Vuze) has been unbanned.

[Nudie]

Awe, thanks! I promise not to be cute anymore.
[me=Vuze]rubs FiXeR's shit on his face[/me]

[FiXeR]

Ah, that helps.... A LOT!

Have fun cutie.

[Richard]

[Turkey]

OMG.