Would You Rather...

[iMmOrTaLiTy]

noob ingame and pro in life

Would u rather have ur balls frozen or give a blow job to a guy.

[HaZe]

pro at life

would u rather have sex with hilary clinton or ellen degeneres

[LIke]

ellen, i had to chose randomly

would you rather eat an alive zebra or eat fresh cow shit

[ayam]

ellen, i had to chose randomly

would you rather eat an alive zebra or eat fresh cow shit

[me=ayam]sigh[/me]

Would ypu rather suck you own cock or be banned from LVP?

[Rien]

banned from LVP (I'll unban myself 5 minutes later )

would you rather lose the ability to talk or walk?

EDIT: I made a horrible typo there D:

[tomozj]

Walk.. wheelchairs ftw!!!

Nah, actually, to talk. You can always get one of those amazing electronic voice-box-things, so scare people by acting like the terminator..

Would you rather do press-ups for 10 years solid or.. fuck your mum?

Take into consideration you'd probably die after the first few days of press-ups..

[Nudie]

press ups.

Would you rather eat with a spoon or a fork out of your moms ass?

[Jay]

Eat normally with a spoon, or eat with a fork out of my mothers ass? I think the spoon.

Would you rather have a Ghey father or a lesbian mother?

[Ben]

Gay father because i would beat the shite out of him and run away with his money.

Nike or Adidas?

[Munch]

Adidas

Fernando Torres or Cristiano Ronaldo?