Hello, Im mastakilla and i cant afford a platinum account

[[NB]MastaKilla]

Dear Mr. President,

Here is my sad story.....with the recent changes in policy, my previous big baller shot caller status has been reduced to something i am ashamed to say in public. im now a regular noob with no ability to withdraw money and purchase necessary items and potions to keep my body rejuvenated and protect me and my loved ones. I fear not for my life, but those who are close to me because i can no longer protect them from the multiple gang bangs and crafty sneak attacks that have plagued my family for many centuries.

even superman needed a phone booth to stunt on those bitches, my dear friends and companions i am in dire need of 100million to purchase a legal platinum account and continue on to grace lvp and its inhabitants with the greatness that is mastakilla...so please be my phone booth and let me be yo superman

p.s - show love i have tried to earn the money but timeouts have made the property system like gambling in a casino, take care my brothers and sisters and remember rosa parks never called shotgun.

Yours truly,
mastakilla <3

[Richard]

If you timeout, you get your properties back.
You, like anyone else, will just have to make the money yourself.

I do like the way you posted it though