<P> The Prodigies

[HoogerBooger]

Dear HoogerBooger,

I request your assitance in a most pressing matter.

Many members of the SA-MP community are bullying poor little me 'cos they are haters, and making false slanders on my name, 'cos they are jealous of my reputation and that of my awesome, powerful and well-established clan, and because they are trollish. This has occurred on the NB server, LVP, and on various forums including this one, The Warriors site, and the country-league forums. This has made me /cry a lot. Please help before I turn emo and /cut. 

Your written assitance, in the media, and if necessary in court, would be most valuable. Name your fee.

Everyone's arch nemesis,

SidViciousII

Hello,

Thank you for your interest in my services. I will look into it and get back to you.

Your best friend,
HoogerBooger.