King Of The Hill

[Danny]

I wake up from the smell of Turkey's Black Pudding smelling farts, then cough. Donovan looked at me. I jump up and run at him. He pulls out his butterfly knife, and jabs it towards my face, but I duck at the last minute and roll to the side. I jump up, and kick him in the small of the back, taking him off guard and knocking him to teh floor. He is faking death, but I know it! "a kick in the back wouldn't kill you, moron." I say to him. "shit" he says. I pull out my knife, and plunge it into his back. He screams, blood pouring from the wound. I push down with my knife, again, and again, and again... donovan had a spasm of pain, then lay still. I look into his glassy eyes, and feel the terror of what I had just done... I had killed a man....
I scream with joyy then throw a party on top of the hill. At the end of the party, I kill all my guests.

I take my rightful place on top of the hill as queen.


(note, I will always be queen, male or female )