King Of The Hill

[Danny]

I pull the knife out of my mouth, and feel a surge of pain as hot blood poures from my lips, dropping to the ground. Cave hears the noise and looks round. I put up my hands as Cave pulls out a PH85. I indicate left with my head. Cave looks confused. I nod my head again, towards the left. He turns to look, and when he turns back he gets a facefull of Vans. He drops his gun. I pick it up, and store it in my backpack. I walk to Cave's head, smile at his pleading, then slam my foot in his face. I feel the bone crunching under mu foot, hear the screaming, die out. I get in cave's tank, and drive to my bunker to store my new goods. I walk back to the hill, slipping on sand and landing in the river, but I still have my anti-fish repellent. Then I take out my cell phone, and call Brain, from Pinky and the Brain. I offer him the world in exchange for invincible robots. An hour laster, he comes round to the hill with 7 invincible robots. I couldn't give him the world, so I squish him. I look at my prize robots... there's a note. It says: "I knew you would squish me, so these robots are only SEMI-invincible. Note, to destroy, shoot in the genetalia. I curse the little shit. I dispose of Cave's body, cutting it into tiny peices, and flushing down the loo .

I take my rightful place, on top of a watchtower, on the hill as queen.

(note, I now have an AK and a PH85 and a tank in my inventory, since I nicked stuff from cave.)