King Of The Hill

[Fry]

I affix a silencer onto an HK USP Match, and holster it near my leg. I also store a few kilograms of charged C4 explosive, a detonator, and a roll of sticky tape in my trenchcoat. I keep a butterfly knife on my waist. I seal crawl to the outskirts of the hill encampment, and become suddenly hungry, after realizing I had forgotten to pack tacos. I look around frantically for something to eat, knowing that I will surely starve and fail if I do not. Luckily for me, Cave decided to place some jelly-coated bin-bags around the hill. I grab one with joy and lick the jelly off. Fully prepared and fed, I walk slowly around the walls. I find a soft spot on the spiky walls and attach the C4 explosive to it using the sticky tape. I cut open and take cover inside a the bin-bag I previously licked off on the opposite side of the hill ^{what the flying fuck is a binbag} and press the detonator. BOOM! As you run over to see what the noise was, I throw the knife into the wall, and step on it to get on top of the wall. I shoot you in the chest twice, leaving you rolling down the hill through the hole out of sight, leaving a trail of blood behind. I climb up, take my knife back, and use the sticky tape to repair the hole in the breached wall.

I take my place on top of the hill.