King Of The Hill

[tomozj]

I hire an elite team of moles, who dig their way from 10 miles away to the hill, and then dig vertically upwards, creating a large hole which once they've dug to the surface, you fall down. Then, my team of seagulls cover the hole back up by dropping mud down the hole. A team of eagles lay down some new turf for me to rest on as king, before I am carried by a dragon to rest there.

I am king of the hill, defended by a dragon.