04-18-2014, 01:13 AM
(04-18-2014, 12:38 AM)Maddolis link Wrote: Sometimes a nice way to make friends with someone is to tell a pleasant, family-oriented joke.
You can try opening a conversation with, "so what's the deal with airline food?" or a knock-knock joke, which allows a free-flowing, two-way conversation.
Knock-knock jokes are also particularly great for conversations with groups, especially when the group response "who's there!?" in unison, allowing further group bonding and a strong sense of community.
Try to stay away from more risque jokes involving baby murder and anal fisting, unless you know for sure that your soon-to-be friend is okay with it. Subjects such as these can often be quite touchy and can be taken offensively, especially for rich, non-lifting faggots who are unfamiliar with the average gym-junkie's pastimes of anal fisting and baby slaughter. Cocaine jokes can be a killer amongst the rich crowd, but with a Lithuanian-rich crowd you might be safer sticking to speed jokes.
Try not to whip out your dick within the first ten minutes of conversation- but if you hold it in to the twenty minute mark, you might come across as being too desperate for friends. In other words, be playful- but not too hasty.
Same goes for your biceps. Fight your urges Zezima.
Tell me how it all goes buddy, and best of luck!
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