12-09-2011, 07:02 AM
"Chuck Norris's beard is so tough its said to need a Hedge trimmer to shave it... Because its like a Cactus"
"When Chuck Needs Energy he goes out in a thunderstorm with a massive metal plate"
"Some people have problems Chuck has Round-house Syndrome"
"Chuck Norris was the body double for both Iron man 1 & 2 there where no special effects nore body Armour"
"Chuck can always hit on 21 and win"
"Chuck lended his powers to Charlie Sheen so he could Bi-Win"
"Chuck set the world record on being on fire for the most time... funny thing is that no one set him a-light in the first place"
"Chuck Norris once sat in a cloud then some guy named god kept his seat warm for 1000 years"
"When Chuck Needs Energy he goes out in a thunderstorm with a massive metal plate"
"Some people have problems Chuck has Round-house Syndrome"
"Chuck Norris was the body double for both Iron man 1 & 2 there where no special effects nore body Armour"
"Chuck can always hit on 21 and win"
"Chuck lended his powers to Charlie Sheen so he could Bi-Win"
"Chuck set the world record on being on fire for the most time... funny thing is that no one set him a-light in the first place"
"Chuck Norris once sat in a cloud then some guy named god kept his seat warm for 1000 years"
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