Favorite Chuck Norris jokes!

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Okay, main idea here... Post your favorite Chuck Norris joke..
Mines is;
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet... He scares the shit out of it

Lol good one. Favourite Chuck Norris joke? I CANT PICK ONE YOU ASS!!!

People check underneath their bed at night for The Boogeyman, The Boogeyman checks for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once lost an argumeant to MR.T so in retaliation Chuck Norris invented racism.

Chuck Norris once faked to run out of ammo so he had an excuse to round house kick somone.

There used to be no such thing as a Giraffe till Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

I know alot!!!!!! of them because on my Wolfenstein ET clan forums we have a automatic generator of them