Need to lame kill someone?

[HoogerBooger]

[me=Lithirm]dials 1-800 [5iN]HoogerBooger[/me]
Hello, is this 1-800 [5iN]HoogerBooger's customer service? Yes, I have a question regarding your services.

Good day Sir, how can I help you?

If I were to order a carbomb, how would the payment happen? Do I send you the money and you get the job done. Do I send you $3,000,000 first then you do the job and then I pay the rest? Do I pay it all after? Or do you have some other method?

After the job is done and we only invoice you if the opponent dies.

I have another question at that, if I give you the $6,000,000 in advance will you make sure this person dies the death deserved even if this takes several attempts, or will I have to pay you $6,000,000 for each attempt?

Only if he/she dies.

My third and final question is; how do I place an order? Shall I post in this topic, do I send you a PM or should I just contact you in-game?

Contact me ingame.

So is parking your car on someone free?

Yes.

Can I get a special discount price?

If you had bought that Bullet from me last night then yes, but unfortunately you didn't.

I'm interested in your services, but I have a few questions answered before I can be sure you're trust worthy.

- Do I pay you before or after you lame-kill the player?

- Like Lithirm asked, how would I ask for your services, post them here and look even more lame than committing the lame-kill myself? Or shall I ask you personally in PM.

- If I ask for #2 on your list, and if you get busted and banned for an unfortunate event, do you take the full blame or do I get in trouble for being in any way connected to the crime.

- Do you commit the services yourself or have friends/people of your clan help? Because I hear [DBT]Bernie is not 100% fond of this idea, he's never really been a fan of car-bombs.

- Also like Lithirm stated...

Anyways I hope your idea really kicks off,
-xBlueXFoxx

[5iN]HoogerBooger leaves himself the authority to choose his clients and you just got denied.

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