Rap Battle Game

[Madlaggz]

I thought why shouldn't I join.

I thought let’s make some shit,
If I’m done writing this I’ll press submit.

For you I hope this won’t get to good,
cause else everyone would scream your are the man dude!

Still I kick you right in the ass,
if I beaten you in a game of chess.

This rap isn't probably the worst rap you ever heard,
but you are just a freaking computer nerd.

So stfu and let me complete this rap,
and let me put the last step.

I’m almost done writing this stuff,
Cause now its humiliating enough.

So this was my ‘rap’
more like some stupid crap..

but still I tried to make something,
And that’s always more than nothing.

…….
I had a better one few days ago,
but when I wanted to post it, my pc rebooted..

You're calling me a freaking computer nerd
When you're running around with a little girl skirt, playing chess
Talkin' 'bout pressing "submit", you should know
that the only thing to submit, is you to a colonoscopy
followed by an autopsy, 'cause the doc' gave you no anaesthesia
and you died from hemophelia, rectal bleeding,
now you're just a spectral figure, your disfigured,
annihalated, obliterated, eliminated, eradicated, liquidated, exterminated, executed,
finished off, destroyed, killed, murdered, butchered, assasinated, terminated,
slaughtered, just like pig, but now i gotta shit,
just like you did, when you made your rhyme,
so I'll be back, when you've answered, or another guy, assigned to make another rhyme.

This was really in a rush, i really gotta shit! BRB!