Funny Omegle quotes

[Cyrix404]

Omegle conversation log
2009-10-12
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: the south won the war!
You: yo, heard the joke about the redneck and the bear?
Stranger: I sure did it was funny, you were the redneck and the bear was fucking you!
You: oh, must have been my twin brother, not me. Wait.... hey it is you! How ya doing Randy?
Stranger: oh shit I didnt even realize who it was, yeah that was your brother. hows mordikae doing?
Stranger: yeah its randy. I meant to tell you the damn delivery man dropper your inflatable goat off at my house again!
Stranger: get that shit straightened out eh?
You: He got hit by a bus, but he'll be out of the coma in 3 weeks. How about your sister? She able to sit down yet?
Stranger: nah that freak accident with the hemroidal cream tests didnt work out to well. she is comming along smoothly though.
Stranger: ah that sucks, hope he didnt hurt the bus to badly
You: it got totaled, but they got a good deal from the scrap yard
Stranger: well thats a plus. might be able to make a badass tree fort or someshit out of that thing.
Stranger: trade it to some hobos for aids or something
You: yeah, but the insurance said I couldn't keep it :< Seeing as it was mordikae's fualt
Stranger: well what the fuck is this world comming to!
Stranger: well lets lighten the mood. want to hear a joke?
You: sure
Stranger: knock knock
You: who's there?
Stranger: dis
You: dis who?
Stranger: disconnected
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That joke actually made me chuckle a bit