Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard

[HaZe]

Q: 'What are the similarities between a girl and a bowlingball?'
A: 'You put your fingers in them, throw them in the gutter, but they keep coming back...'

Hahaha excellent one.

George wasn't feeling too good. He felt worn out.
"How's your sex life?" asked the doctor.
"Every Saturday, Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday, never fail", said George.
"Why not cut out Sunday?", suggested the doctor.
"I can't do that. It's the only day I'm home."