Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard

[Danny]

A red indian family are sitting in a tent talking, when the youngest asks the father:
'Father, where did you get my name?'
To which the father replies
'It is custom to name your sons and daughters after the first thing we see after your birth.
Which is also where your brother, raging-buffalo, and your sister, yellow flower got their names. But why do you ask, dog-shit?'

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The pope is on a business meeting to Washington, but before they arrive at the White House, he asks his limo driver to take him on a little sight-seeing tour. About halfway there, the pope gets bored, and asks the driver if he can drive for a bit. The driver agrees, and gets in the back, while the pope settles himself infront of the wheel. He speeds off at much over the speed limit, and it's not long till he gets stopped by the police. When the policeman returns to his car, his partners asks who was in the limo.
'I don't know, but he must be important...' replies the policeman. 'His driver is the pope!'