Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard

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So a father and his 3 daughters are walking together in a forest
His first daughter Rose asks "Daddy why did you name me Rose?"
The dad says "because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head"
The second daughter Daisy asks "Daddy why did you name me Daisy?"
The dad says "because when you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head"

The third daughter goes DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRERRRARR

The dad yells "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!

Nice one,

So, what did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh?

You gonna eat that.(Not the best joke ever, but I thought it was kind of funny.)