Funny Omegle quotes

[Myke]

You: eh es el
Stranger: huh?
You: U BLIND?
You: EH ES EL
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: you new?
You: eh es el
Stranger: erm, okay
You: i sense americant in you
You: so eh es el
Stranger: haha, im engrish
You: kay dats one part down
You: now eh es
Stranger: eh?
You: eh es
You: i sense young age in you
You: so eh es
Stranger: 15
You: ok dats another section down
You: now es
Stranger: and what does that mean?
You: i sense female in you
You: so es
Stranger: nope
Stranger: im male
You: final section done
You: you know what eh es el is now?
Stranger: yessssss
You: means?
Stranger: age, sex, location
You: wrong
You: means you give too much info to stranger
You: welcome to the internet

Same guy

You: ever looked around this website?
Stranger: whats to look around on here?
You: needs improvements
Stranger: like picture sharing
You: like timestamps on text
Stranger: oo yeah that'd be good
You: i wonder if the mods saw that
Stranger: maybe
You: hi mods
Stranger: hello there!
Stranger: can you come to my bed? we make lots of noise ect
You: i can't perform with people watching
Stranger: it'll only be me and you here
You: the mods are watching

Aint that funny, but it's worthy to start it off.
The actual conversation was about an hour long, kid just wouldn't leave.