Can somone pls donate about 5000$ to me?

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I've been playing guitar for almost 8 years now and i though about gettin' myself a new guitar.

and this is what i want:

a Collings I-35 Deluxe







John Mayer has the same lol.
isn't it beautiful?

so if you have some spare money, about 5000$, just donate them to me oll: