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#11
01-02-2008, 04:28 PM
Oh, yeah, I dunno why, but always in the last or first days of any year, something bad has to happen to me :(

Some years ago, on December 31st, don't remember what year, I fell out a table in the kitchen and had a wound in my chin... Needed 2 stitches for it.

Two or three years later, on December 28th, I was bothering my dog, and suddenly the bitch bited me, made me a fkn big wound that lasted around 2 weeks in my hand.

And what is worse!, just yesterday I fell out my uncle's bicycle!!!

I had a 3 liters-soda in my hand and it got broken so I had to buy another one :( _O-

All bad things happen to me, hell yeah O-)
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#12
01-02-2008, 04:33 PM
This one time i farted so hard i shit myself, had to put on new undies. Smelled like 3 year old Snickers in the sun.
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#13
01-02-2008, 04:37 PM
(01-02-2008, 04:33 PM)TRaven link Wrote: This one time i farted so hard i shit myself, had to put on new undies. Smelled like 3 year old Snickers in the sun.

LMFAO! _O-
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01-02-2008, 04:57 PM
(01-02-2008, 04:33 PM)TRaven link Wrote: This one time i farted so hard i shit myself, had to put on new undies. Smelled like 3 year old Snickers in the sun.

HAAHAHAHAHA!  _O- _O- _O- _O-
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01-02-2008, 05:08 PM
(01-02-2008, 04:33 PM)TRaven link Wrote: This one time i farted so hard i shit myself, had to put on new undies. Smelled like 3 year old Snickers in the sun.
nice one
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01-02-2008, 05:29 PM
(01-02-2008, 04:33 PM)TRaven link Wrote: This one time i farted so hard i shit myself, had to put on new undies. Smelled like 3 year old Snickers in the sun.

ROFL, TRaven, the best history ever!!! _O- _O- _O-

Btw, in that forum pic you look like Maccer :P

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#17
01-02-2008, 05:31 PM
I've broken my collar bone 3 times in the same spot in my lifetime
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01-02-2008, 09:34 PM
(01-02-2008, 05:31 PM)HaZe link Wrote: I've broken my collar bone 3 times in the same spot in my lifetime

Ouch :S
I've never broken anything
I've only sprained my ankle like a billion times :P
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#19
01-03-2008, 01:26 AM
Me an ma mates has fireworks an
we put one in a glass bottle an it blew up
an cut ma leg up rofl I had to have
some of the cuts stitched up   :P :P

Random!!
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01-03-2008, 04:57 AM
(01-03-2008, 01:26 AM)reeves link Wrote: Me an ma mates has fireworks an
we put one in a glass bottle an it blew up
an cut ma leg up rofl I had to have
some of the cuts stitched up   :P :P

Random!!

Heh.
That happend to someone i know, but it happend to his face, not his leg :X
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