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#31
Yeah we have tons of huntsmen, I see them inside my house often enough.
I'm not a fan of spiders, so usually I kill huntsmen even though they're not venomous. Unsurprisingly, I think they're accountable for the most deaths in Australia though, as sometimes they'll find their way inside your car, give someone a fright and they'll die in an accident - I don't have any proof to support this claim though. They are good to have in your house if you're not bothered, because generally having a huntsman means you don't have any white tails or redbacks.
I don't think Black Widows live in Australia, they have more of a reputation in America (plus, they're fucking tiny). We do have the Sydney Funnel Web Spider though (though not in Melbourne), which is much bigger and slightly more venomous. I don't think anyone's died from a spider bite in a few years in Australia though- even a Funnel Web bite probably won't kill you unless you're a kid or elderly. It will, however, make your life a living hell for a few days.
In Melbourne, it's the white-tails and the redbacks that pose bigger threats.
Bird-eating spiders aren't particularly common, you'd be more likely to find them in rainforests. Again, they're not harmful (though when they scrape their back, shooting up thousands of tiny hairs, they can apparently irritate the eyes pretty badly), but they'd scare the fuck out of most people, myself included.
Wild kangaroos can be dangerous but most people don't really fuck with them. The 'big 100 leg poison things' I'm assuming are centipedes. You can find a few centipedes or millipedes if you lift up some heavy rocks, but usually they're not the venomous kind. I haven't heard of anybody having any issues with them.
I suppose Australia's similar to most places- if you live in or near the city, you shouldn't have a problem with insects or animals, in most cases.
Of course, there are places like India where King Cobras can venture close to cities, and Japan and China where Japanese Hornets can pose serious fucking issues, and have claimed a number of lives- more than any Australian spider in the past few years.
Today I killed my 1st giant Japanese hornet... Possibly a queen?
(Seriously, look at the size of that fucking thing!)
The only thing is, Australia has a lot of dangerous shit outside of the cities. Crocodiles, Alligators, the most venomous land-snake (the Inland Taipan), the most venomous creature (the Box Jellyfish), and some pretty badass spiders (though not as bad as the Brazillian Wandering Spider). It's not as bad as other countriesĀ  that have smaller cities and poorer cultures, though. Hippopotamuses are supposedly one of the most dangerous creatures out there, and easily kill many people, just as the King Cobra does (on account of being fairly venomous, and in locations with lots of people and poor medical help).
In Australia, generally if you don't swim in areas where there are Box Jellyfish, you'll be fine.
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#32
fuck my life

australia is hell on earth
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#33
Australia is sex on a silver platter, come suck my cock.
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#34
(12-12-2013, 03:51 PM)Maddolis link Wrote: Australia is sex on a silver platter, come suck my cock.

thought you only had spiders there, apparently you got venomous some chicken aswell? :(
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#35
(12-12-2013, 03:51 PM)Maddolis link Wrote: Australia is sex on a silver platter, come suck my cock.

Ouch! You really told him now!
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#36
But seriously, a month or two ago our capital city legalized homosexual marriage (...about time!), only for the decision to be reversed earlier today because we tend not to have single states have different laws to the rest of the country... or some other bullshit excuse. I didn't read up on it properly, but oddly enough that same city had legalized fireworks (up until around 10 years ago) while the rest of the country had deemed them illegal. Backward-ass fucking country, Australia has some serious fucking issues - particularly in its refugee situation. We (the country/government, not the citizens) have a detention centre for boat people, immigrants fleeing from poverty-stricken countries that allows absolutely zero media access (-ring any bells? Holocaust, anyone?). They're limited to 500mL of water per day per person, though the cost for each detainee (or 'prisoner') is over half a million per year. America's issue with limiting Mexican immigrants has absolutely nothing on Australia's persecution of human rights.
Not a bad country to live in though, supposing you're not an Indigenous Australian or refugee.


PS, Hahahah venomous Chicken? First I'm hearing of this. Sounds pretty hilarious though.
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#37
Maddolis is the only one guy, that i actually read his long posts and when reading im finding it exiting but idk why, his knowlage and simpleness makes me fell in love sometimes.

Still australia is where i would love to live...
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#38
Oh yeah the Box Jellyfish will fuck you right up! Forgot about them, I don't go the beach often its rather shite,
(12-12-2013, 03:52 PM)Shark link Wrote: thought you only had spiders there, apparently you got venomous some chicken aswell? :(

Hahahahaha venomous chicken? Wtf dudeĀ  _O- Don't fuck with Australians they'll send their pet Venomous Chickens after you xD I don't mind the dangerous shit here some of them are pretty bad ass I think.

Australia is a pretty rad place to live though
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#39
(12-12-2013, 06:32 PM)Zezima link Wrote: Still australia is where i would love to live...

Well you can always do that. I know a lot of people who have gone there and some of them have really turned their life around in a positive way. I don't mean going after big bucks or anything, but just making an adventure out of it. I mean isn't that what life is all about eventually? Too see and do different shit instead of being a bitter 8-5 corporate whore. Doesn't have to be Australia though, but for some traveling without a destination could be a fresh start.

If you have no other obligations which you can't avoid by any means, just go for it.
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#40
I agree with the above post whole-heartedly.
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