Favorite Chuck Norris jokes!

[Nater]

World of Warcraft: Chuck Norris - Commercial

^Chuck Norris approves of WoW

[PigBenis]

Lol! I saw him in some workout studio advertisement channel.. He's old as fuck.

[Nater]

Lol! I saw him in some workout studio advertisement channel.. He's old as fuck.

His not old as fuck his only 71

[[Dx]SuicidalSpree]

no no Chuck is 710 years old because Death is too scared to tell Chuck that his time is up

[Carbon]

chucks wife ate a cake which she bake, because chuck was late to the date

[[NB]Zaibatsu]

[Chris[TW]]

I made this, don't know if it is funny

"Chuck Norris riding a horse
but in soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still riding a horse!"

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he's watching you...

[Nater]

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I made this, don't know if it is funny

"Chuck Norris riding a horse
but in soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still riding a horse!"

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he's watching you...

.....Shit 

[PigBenis]

link=topic=29832.msg410821#msg410821 date=1323718301]
I made this, don't know if it is funny

"Chuck Norris riding a horse
but in soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still riding a horse!"

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he's watching you...

I think the horse is riding him.. If ya know what I mean

[LE7ELS]

I'll give it a try:


Chuck Norris doesnt steal honey - hes munching bees