Rap Battle Game

[Madlaggz]

Hey ppl. I just saw some hiphop intrumentals on YouTube and I read the comments. They're full of people battling each other, so I wondered if we could start a rap battle here on LVP.


I simply start of by making a small rap, and you reply, just like freestyle rap battles.

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Example from YouTube;

resinmage;

I spit flames, beat *censored* like Rick James get aim
Cause like Pac's attraction I grip thangs
And it's hard and cold it'll make ya heart a cold
I sweat so much I'm so hot, I'm hard to hold
And I'll tell you somethin' else fool Suspicion for life
Have you comin' home from work late, missin' ya wife
And ya kids and ya cribs tore up, I leave ya ribs tore up
Nuttin' else better I do, than cut up cold cuts

Then Randomresponses replied;

Step back mage, say you spit fire ill show you how to do it/
You couldn't spit fire if your spit was lighter fluid/
I belive you that your hard and your holding/
beating off to every lame punchline your dropping/
Don't hate on Rick James you must be crazy/
Atleast he's good enough to be rapping with jay z/
It's actually your wife and its me she's missin/
You say your hot, ill burn you up and leave the RESIN/

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I hope you get it. I simply start off by making a lil' rap, and you'll simply respond with another lil' rap

Now let's get all gangsta shitz

Oh my god, you're so selfish
not donating, your fucking pelvis
People in Haiti are suffocating
Only thing you are doing
is masturbating
What a pity, your life is shitty
You live in a dumbster,
acting like a youngster
you wannabe crunkster.
:7 :7 :7 :7 :7

Your turn! Retaliate!

Edit; Remember! Whatever is to be said, is of course just for the lawls, so don't go and whine over anything said in a rap. It's just phor phun

Btw, you can use this beat

Rap Beats - Free Style Instrumentals

[Maddolis]

I hate rap, most of it is crap
Most of rap post 80s-izzle, is really fucking lame-izzle.
Shizzle shizzle my nizzle nizzle, I'm rapping like Snoop Doggizzle
Hoogerbooger superman dat hoe dizzle

[Madlaggz]

I hate rap, most of it is crap
Most of rap post 80s-izzle, is really fucking lame-izzle.
Shizzle shizzle my nizzle nizzle, I'm rapping like Snoop Doggizzle
Hoogerbooger superman dat hoe dizzle

Don't hate on HipHop, or hate on rap
go wank in a sock, and eat a crap
let's go ingame, and I'll give ye smack
you spoiled little mainstream brat
taste my beam, taste my led
Oh, it's getting late, you should go to bed
now something turns red, i think it's your face 
your rap is a motherfucking disgrace

[Rien]

yo yo yo what's up, my name is MC Martin, tjup
I'm back or something, so what's up
tjup tjup tjup
uh uh uh
yo yo yo
I'm totally awesome because I think I can rap
and everyone else eats crap
Tjup

[Maddolis]

Well at least I got a laugh out of it.
Gotta pick you up on one point though (and it's not the ingame fighting), rap is quite a mainstream genre and has been over the last 2 decades.

[Madlaggz]

Well at least I got a laugh out of it.
Gotta pick you up on one point though (and it's not the ingame fighting), rap is quite a mainstream genre and has been over the last 2 decades.

That's true, but there's still some awesome underground hiphop shitz out thar

yo yo yo what's up, my name is MC Martin, tjup
I'm back or something, so what's up
tjup tjup tjup
uh uh uh
yo yo yo
I'm totally awesome because I think I can rap
and everyone else eats crap
Tjup

What's up with those noises, you sound like moses
just with a nasty case of phimosis
twisting your nipples with a whip
bullying some cripples, feed them with shit
Now let them have cake, or get slayed by a rake.

[Maddolis]

Sure, all genres (apart from deathcore) have some good music.
I enjoy the classic raps, ie the ones on Wildstyle on Vice City, but overall I'm certainly not a fan.

[8Ball]

yoyo sup
i win.

[Madlaggz]

Back ontopic pliz

[Jerome]

Well at least I got a laugh out of it.
Gotta pick you up on one point though (and it's not the ingame fighting), rap is quite a mainstream genre and has been over the last 2 decades.

1 decade.