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[LobbyZ]

[02:45:53] <@Darkfire> !kick 18 Requested!
[02:45:53] <%Noweni> [18] *** TEF left the game (kicked).

Owned.

[Rien]

[18:23:08] <07@HaZe> twilight wtf is rien, some anime character?
[18:23:15] <14@Rien> It's my real name
[18:23:16] <14@Rien> douche
[18:23:16] <14@Rien>
[18:23:20] <07@HaZe> LOL

[Jerome]

<+Ryuk> Saber, you are a whore.
<+Saber> thx
<~Ryder> !botwar
* RotBot pwnz0rs all bots.
<+RotBot> What's good, fag?
<@Jerome> LMAO
<~Ryder> Wait, AHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

[HoldeN]

Ok so the back story for this one was I was talking to bubbles on MSN and we were talking about some weird Japanese "art" site which pretty much had tons of Japanese women doing some weird shit. Well we eventually got into talking about all the wierd shit some Japanese people do(no offense one of my best friends is form Japan) and this is what he said...
he went on later to accidentally say it again.

KNEW IT

[Madlaggz]

communism joined the chat room.
[20:55] www-kewl-bz: Welcome, communism! Check out our website at www.kewl.bz

Damn ruskies

RotBot rageout

[21:10] You were promoted to operator by ChanServ.
[21:10] ChanServ: [#tBKwtWS] Welcome in tBKwtWS's channel. // Dont like RotBot greeting you onjoin, use !stopgreet // If Rotbot is in the channel do not make any sudden movements and lay down slowly on the floor, preferably in a corner and wait for help!
[21:10] Mul_Tsafe joined the chat room.
[21:10] Mul_Tsafe was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:10] • RotBot just kicked Mul_Tsafe in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
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[21:10] Mul_Tsafe was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:10] • RotBot just kicked Mul_Tsafe in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
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[21:10] Mul_Tsafe was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:10] • RotBot just kicked Mul_Tsafe in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
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[21:10] Mul_Tsafe was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:10] • RotBot just kicked Mul_Tsafe in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
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[21:10] Mul_Tsafe was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:10] • RotBot just kicked Mul_Tsafe in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:10] Mul_Tsafe joined the chat room.
[21:10] Mul_Tsafe was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:10] PennyWise`High: DAYM
[21:11] Mul_Tsafe joined the chat room.
[21:11] Mul_Tsafe was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:11] • RotBot just kicked Mul_Tsafe in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:11] stop joined the chat room.
[21:11] • RotBot just kicked Mul_Tsafe in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:11] stop was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:11] RotBot: Welcome stop enjoy yourself but behave, type !cmd to see my command list. (Don't forget to add this channel to your joinlist)
[21:11] • RotBot just kicked stop in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:11] Madlaggz: OMFG
[21:11] stop joined the chat room.
[21:11] stop was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:11] • RotBot just kicked stop in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:11] Madlaggz: ROTBOT STOP
[21:11] RotBot: Go and screw yourself, please.
[21:11] Madlaggz: STIO UT
[21:11] stop joined the chat room.
[21:11] stop was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:11] • RotBot just kicked stop in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:11] stop joined the chat room.
[21:11] Madlaggz: You're firering cannonballs
[21:11] stop was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:11] • RotBot just kicked stop in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:11] Madlaggz: It's fucking annoyin
[21:11] stop joined the chat room.
[21:11] stop was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:11] • RotBot just kicked stop in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:11] Madlaggz: Lol
[21:11] stop joined the chat room.
[21:11] stop was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:11] Madlaggz: RotBot rageout
[21:11] • RotBot just kicked stop in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:11] • RotBot tortures Madlaggz horribly...
[21:11] stop joined the chat room.
[21:11] stop was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:11] • RotBot just kicked stop in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:11] stop joined the chat room.
[21:11] stop was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:11] • RotBot just kicked stop in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:12] stop joined the chat room.
[21:12] stop was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:12] • RotBot just kicked stop in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:12] stop joined the chat room.
[21:12] stop was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:12] • RotBot just kicked stop in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:12] Madlaggz: !botwar
[21:12] Monique: Monique owns your bot!
[21:12] LobbyZ: YOU FUCKING SUCK.
[21:12] • PennyWise`High shoots LobbyZ with a Pfeifer Zeliska .600 Nitro Express revolver! Now i have 1 bullet left in my revolver.
[21:12] You were kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (No trollying! You are provoking a hostile situation!!)
[21:12] Topic changed to "tBKwtWS's channel, home of RotBot. // I do not read PM's, nickalert me here please! // tBKwtWS is on TS 193.34.167.64:8767 // New channel opened on T3CHIRC, join irc/irc.t3chirc.net/tBKwtWS // Want a free BNC? Come to #bnc4free" by Anon!*@*.
[21:12] You rejoined the room.
[21:12] You were promoted to operator by ChanServ.
[21:12] ChanServ: [#tBKwtWS] Welcome in tBKwtWS's channel. // Dont like RotBot greeting you onjoin, use !stopgreet // If Rotbot is in the channel do not make any sudden movements and lay down slowly on the floor, preferably in a corner and wait for help!
[21:12] • RotBot just kicked Madlaggz in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:12] • RotBot just kicked stop in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:12] Madlaggz: ROTBOT YOU ASS
[21:12] • RotBot sniffes his armpits - Eew! Smells like Madlaggz.
[21:12] stop joined the chat room.
[21:12] stop was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:12] • RotBot just kicked stop in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:12] Madlaggz: !kick Rotbot
[21:12] RotBot: ...
[21:12] stop joined the chat room.
[21:12] stop was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:12] • RotBot just kicked stop in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:12] stop joined the chat room.
[21:12] stop was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:12] • RotBot just kicked stop in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:12] stop joined the chat room.
[21:12] stop was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:12] • RotBot just kicked stop in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:12] stop joined the chat room.
[21:12] stop was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:12] • RotBot just kicked stop in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:12] stop joined the chat room.
[21:12] stop was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:12] Madlaggz: Bish
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[21:13] stop was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:13] stop joined the chat room.
[21:13] PennyWise`High: DAAAAYM
[21:13] • RotBot just kicked stop in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:13] • RotBot just kicked stop in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:13] stop was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:13] • RotBot just kicked stop in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:13] Madlaggz: omfg
[21:13] someone joined the chat room.
[21:13] stop joined the chat room.
[21:13] RotBot: Welcome someone enjoy yourself but behave, type !cmd to see my command list. (Don't forget to add this channel to your joinlist)
[21:13] stop was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:13] RotBot: Woah stop you joined 20 times already! Total joins on this channel 134120.
[21:13] RotBot: irc.t3chirc.net was kind enouch to host RotBot, if you like this join my channel there irc/irc.t3chirc.net/tBKwtWS
[21:13] estroe set a ban on *!*@2DCB2A5E.IP.
[21:13] • RotBot just kicked stop in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:13] RotBot removed the ban on *!*@2DCB2A5E.IP.
[21:13] stop joined the chat room.
[21:13] RotBot: estroe please do not change the channel modes!
[21:13] estroe: oh fu
[21:13] stop was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:13] • RotBot just kicked stop in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:13] stop joined the chat room.
[21:13] stop was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:13] • RotBot just kicked stop in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:13] stop joined the chat room.
[21:13] stop was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:13] • RotBot just kicked stop in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:13] estroe: !kb stop BYE
[21:13] Monique set a ban on stop!*@*.
[21:13] RotBot removed the ban on stop!*@*.
[21:13] RotBot: Monique please do not change the channel modes!
[21:13] estroe: rofl
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[21:13] stop was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:13] • RotBot just kicked stop in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:13] Madlaggz: RootBot you're making my IRC client making noices ;
[21:13] Madlaggz: estroe halp!
[21:13] Madlaggz: He stopped
[21:14] Madlaggz: You're god
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[21:14] Mul_Tsafe was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:14] • RotBot just kicked Mul_Tsafe in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:14] Madlaggz: ffs
[21:15] Madlaggz: Don't start again Rotbot!
[21:15] Madlaggz: PLEASE
[21:15] Madlaggz: I beg you!
[21:15] • RotBot lieks you! <3
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[21:15] Mul_Tsafe was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:15] • RotBot just kicked Mul_Tsafe in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
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[21:15] Mul_Tsafe was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:15] • RotBot just kicked Mul_Tsafe in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!
[21:15] Madlaggz: FU ROTBOT
[21:15] RotBot: no you canot multsafe, clean up your act first
[21:15] RotBot: Go and screw yourself, please.
[21:15] Mul_Tsafe joined the chat room.
[21:15] Mul_Tsafe was kicked from the chat room by RotBot. (Welcome back Mul_Troll!)
[21:15] • RotBot just kicked Mul_Tsafe in #tBKwtWS and mocks him for it!

I tried to do something.. But RotBot where on a rampage.. I got owned

You set a ban on *!*RotBot*@*.relative.nl.
[21:18] You were demoted from operator by ChanServ.
[21:18] services.irc.gtanet.com removed the ban on *!*RotBot*@*.relative.nl.
[21:18] RotBot set a ban on Madlaggz!halethz@A7B01BAA.D971271C.138112A1.IP.
[21:18] RotBot set a ban on *!*RotBot*@*.relative.nl.
[21:18] Madlaggz: Mwuhaah
[21:18] ChanServ set a ban on *!*@tbkwtws.relative.nl.
[21:18] RotBot was kicked from the chat room by ChanServ. (Requested (RotBot))
[21:18] services.irc.gtanet.com removed the ban on *!*@tbkwtws.relative.nl.
[21:18] services.irc.gtanet.com removed the ban on *!*RotBot*@*.relative.nl.
[21:18] Mul_Tsafe joined the chat room.
[21:18] RotBot: Madlaggz STOP changing the channel modes please!
[21:18] • RotBot was just banned by  in #tBKwtWS attempting to retalliate.
[21:18] • RotBot was just kicked by ChanServ in #tBKwtWS attempting to retalliate.
[21:18] RotBot joined the chat room.
[21:18] RotBot was promoted to room founder by ChanServ.
[21:18] RotBot was promoted to operator by ChanServ.
[21:18] Madlaggz: fuck you
[21:18] Madlaggz: ;
[21:18] RotBot: Sys: 5 days, 14 hrs 54 min 44 secs - Up: 2 Days, 4 hrs 9 mins 59 secs - Con: 1 Days, 2 hrs 30 mins 37 secs
[21:19] RotBot was promoted to room founder by ChanServ.

[SolidRock]

[20:00:06] * %Lithirm kisses Solid_Rock
[20:00:07] <LR> zomg
[20:00:08] <%Lithirm> lol
[20:00:18] <+Solid_Rock> only do that if you're a handsome gurl
[20:00:24] <%Lithirm> hm.
[20:00:26] <%Lithirm> Okey
[20:00:31] <+Solid_Rock> you are, right?
[20:00:32] * %Lithirm unkisses Solid_Rock
[20:00:33] <%Lithirm> Happi?

[Matthias]

[08:51:32] <@Matthias> Jhon: /s enable dcc
[08:51:38] <@Matthias> I wanna send you the file
[08:51:42] <%Jhon> wait
[08:51:52] <%Jhon> first off how the fuck do I enable DCC
[08:51:57] <%Jhon> :x
[08:51:58] <@Matthias> with that
[08:52:01] <@Matthias> /s enable dcc
[08:52:07] * %Jhon facepalms hard
[08:52:08] <%Jhon> lol sry
[08:52:11] * %Jhon (bla@gtanet-90B64266.emcali.net.co) Quit (Quit: )

[Richard]

Haha, win!

[g3344]

If you're using another IRC client, you should probably try Google

since when did google have an IRC client!?!?!?

[Jerome]

Well seeing as that quote is from TEF (aka a person with more brain cells than the US government) I'd say he meant "search google"