Stranger chat

[Phyc0]

http://forum.sa-mp.nl/index.php?topic=20059.0

And it's not funny at all.

[thePiet]

Stranger: add me on msn
You: i hate msn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[thePiet]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TITS OR GTFO
Stranger: Tell me why you're up at this time of morning.
Stranger: HEY BITCH
Stranger: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU.
Stranger: EAT SHIT, YOU STUPID FUCK, DISCONNECT, YOU DICKLESS PUSSY FAGGOT.
Stranger: I'LL RIP YOU UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT.
Stranger: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO USE MY LINE, I'M GOING TO POINT OUT MY
Stranger: -MY- LINE, MINE!
You: I LIKE TURTLES
Stranger: FUCKER!

[OmfgUrANoob]

You: hello
Stranger: hello
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Geronimo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Brazil?
You: No
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Next convo was really the same guy...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Brazil?
You: lol you just asked me and I said no to you, why did you disconnect?
Stranger: Where U From??
You: The Netherlands
You: omg you really are the same how odd
Stranger: Q.Q
Stranger: 17
Stranger: u
Stranger: ?
You: I said how odd, that means how strange
You: but im 21
Stranger: D=
Stranger: Great
Stranger: Man
Stranger: ?
You: yep
Stranger: My Name Is Felipe
Stranger: You?
You: My name is Geronimo
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: msn?
You: no thank you
Stranger: ok
Stranger: felipe_oasis.rock@hotmail.com
You: NO THANK YOU
You: NO = NO
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u Watch Dragon Ball?
You: 9000?
Stranger: =O
Stranger: Dragon Ball
Stranger: The Cartoon
Stranger: Only
Stranger: (:
You: if I say 9000 you need to know what i mean
You: you just failed yourself
Stranger: ¬¬
Stranger: Fuck You
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hola\
Stranger: lol just playin
You: the last person who chatted with me said fuck you right before leaving
You: i wonder why ^^
Stranger: idk weird
Stranger: thats happened to me three times in a row now
You: fuck you
You have disconnected.

[XiZ]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hie
You: so i got this girl sitting next to me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ich libedich
Stranger: oh
Stranger: german?
You: sort of yes
Stranger: hmm.... wow
Stranger: cool
You: i will castrate you.
Stranger: hmmm... what does that mean?
You: it means that i will cut your balls off.
Stranger: haha
You: will you follow the movement?
You: because i have had faggots like you who have got their balls cut off because of the amount of cancer they have spread on /b/.
Stranger: hmm... i think you're kind of rude
Stranger: first of all, im not a faggot
You: yes but you are forgetting that i am
You: and also you cannot avoid me.
Stranger: haha it frightens me
Stranger: btw, where are u from?
You: you are bound by the rules of your country to agree to my rules and follow my path to salvation chosen for me by Bawxxy.
Stranger: ooops...
Stranger: you lie a lot
Stranger: make me feel bad though your funny
Stranger: bye, crazy faggot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

^ the real personality of douche/b/ags.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Yo!
You: My nigga!
You: What's up?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: you!!?
Stranger: where u from?
You: the white house
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: i'm From Green house!
You: Green house? are you an alien?
Stranger: no i have green on my pants
Stranger: see you
Stranger: i will watch Dragon ball o\
You: faggot
You: thats gay
Stranger: mhm
You: you cannot avoid me
You: you cannot disperse me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I did nothing wrong to deserve this!

[Hellion]

Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: 15 f UK
You: nice
You: im 20
You: m
Stranger: cool
You: norway
You: yeh
You: sup
Stranger: nothin much
Stranger: ><
Stranger: you?
You: same
You: almost just got home from work
You: XD
Stranger: owh ><
Stranger: whats your job?
You: working in a building company
You: building houses etc
You: ;p
Stranger: Hard work?
Stranger: :L
You: yea it is
You: well sometimes
You: much to do
Stranger: im still in school Dx
You: ah
You: u blonde?
You:
Stranger: haha yes.
You: nice
You: lol a friend showed me this stranger chat
You: so just wanted to try it
You: xD!
Stranger: lol XD
You: and u seems like a good stranger to chat with
You: x)
Stranger: bleh, i suppose i could be
You: yea
You: for all i know u can be a old man
You:
Stranger: and you could be a fat kid sitting at his computer chair
Stranger: so shhh.
Stranger: ><
You: lmfao
You: xP
Stranger: did i make a point :L
You: but i aint fat
You: yeh
You: im just little over 70 kg
You: not that much
Stranger: we dont weigh in KG over here :L
You: yea true
You: but it aint much
You: anyways
You: wanna cam?
You: or something
You: msn
You: ^^
Stranger: I dont have a webcam, sorry.
You: same
Stranger: mum wont let me get one
Stranger: ><
You: damn
You: sad
Stranger: she's too protective over me
Stranger: ;\
You: just get one without her knowing
You: yea
You: use to be like that
Stranger: i have msn though
You: cool
You: hmm
You: can u give me it and we can talk laters?
Stranger: suree
Stranger: Holly_x_wolly@live.com
Stranger: :L
You: ok
Stranger: Made it when i was 13
Stranger: XD
You: hehe
Stranger: Speak to you later then?
You: yea
You: added
You: cya
You: nice talking to u
You:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Hitman]

o/

[Hellion]

xD!

[tumitama]

http://forum.sa-mp.nl/index.php?topic=20059.0

And it's not funny at all.

It scares people do to the fact that people only use this site to have some hawt cyber secks.
And by the way, it works everytime.

[HoogerBooger]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny girl with webcam?
You: no shit bruv
Your conversational partner has disconnected.