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09-19-2009, 05:57 PM (This post was last modified: 09-19-2009, 08:46 PM by HaZe)
So a father and his 3 daughters are walking together in a forest
His first daughter Rose asks "Daddy why did you name me Rose?"
The dad says "because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head"
The second daughter Daisy asks "Daddy why did you name me Daisy?"
The dad says "because when you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head"

The third daughter goes DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRERRRARR

The dad yells "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!

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09-19-2009, 06:05 PM
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Why has Mexico no Olympia team?

Because everybody who can swim, jump or run already crossed its borders.
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09-19-2009, 07:07 PM
(09-19-2009, 06:05 PM)Hitman link Wrote: .


Why has Mexico no Olympia team?

Because everybody who can swim, jump or run already crossed its borders.
lmfao
Quote:Greyfox link=topic=23003.msg275775#msg275775 date=1260575688]
in my city it is is tho, fucking chavs with ugly haircuts get way more sex then the guy with emo hair (me) D:
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#4
09-19-2009, 07:59 PM
What the hell is a daisy pedal? :+
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09-19-2009, 08:06 PM
its should be petal
Quote:Greyfox link=topic=23003.msg275775#msg275775 date=1260575688]
in my city it is is tho, fucking chavs with ugly haircuts get way more sex then the guy with emo hair (me) D:
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#6
09-19-2009, 08:13 PM
I don't get it. Daisy pedal?
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09-19-2009, 08:22 PM
Hahaha

Hitmans one is epic
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09-19-2009, 08:22 PM
(09-19-2009, 08:13 PM)Darius link Wrote: I don't get it. Daisy pedal?
daisy petal  :w
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09-19-2009, 08:46 PM
sorry haha made this thread like 30 min after waking up
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09-19-2009, 09:17 PM
Well I found it funny :) Hitman's too.
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