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Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Stef - 01-28-2009
Quote: 20:42 +XL • !backNow we know what deguz has been feeling for the last 37 weeks.[/quote]
20:42 +Klotebot • XL is back from Raping Deguz for changing this after 37 weeks, 2 days, 22 hours, 25 minutes and 17 seconds.
20:42 +XL • o m g
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - g3344 - 01-28-2009
Quote:<+Cibby> nah Stef is getting his ass ready for tonight <3
<@Stef> WTF
<@Stef> who said that?
<&estroe`> lmfao
Quote:<+Jordi> !away Cibby
<+Klotebot> Jordi is now leaving for Jordi.
<+Jordi> DARN
<+Jordi> i said "Cibby"
<+Philip> lol
<+Philip> !away Cibby
<+Klotebot> Philip is now leaving for Philip.
<+Jordi> back to sqaure one
<+Philip> Fail
<+Klotebot> Jordi is back from Jordi after 17 seconds.
<+Jordi> wtf
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Jerome - 01-28-2009
Lmaoooooo this thread is fucking legendary ... i only just read the 1st page ahahaaaa omg i was in tears laughing at the HIV kid one hahahaha
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Philip - 01-28-2009
Quote:<@Twilight> SOME PEOPLE CALL ME THE SPACE COWBOY
<+XL> some people call me maurice
<@Twilight> SOME PEOPLE CALL ME THE GANGSTER OF LOVE
<+Philip> Alright
<+Jordi> SOME PEOPLE ALSO CALL YOU FEKING RETARDED
<+Philip> k
<+Philip> lol
<+Philip> _0-
<@Twilight> I'M A JOKER
<+XL> I''M A JOKER
<+Jordi> NO
<@Twilight> i'M A SMOKER
<+XL> I'M A SMOKER
<+Jordi> YOUR A LOSER
<@Twilight> I'M A MIDNIGHT TOKER
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - g3344 - 01-28-2009
Quote:<+Cibby> Failed to fetch results: Parse failure (No results?)
-Fireburn- Error: The food scripts can only be used once per 15 seconds!
-Fireburn- Error: The food scripts can only be used once per 15 seconds!
<+Jordi> lolwut?
-Fireburn- Error: The food scripts can only be used once per 15 seconds!
-Fireburn- Error: The food scripts can only be used once per 15 seconds!
-Fireburn- Error: The food scripts can only be used once per 15 seconds!
-Fireburn- Error: The food scripts can only be used once per 15 seconds!
<+Jordi> lolwut?
-Fireburn- Error: The food scripts can only be used once per 15 seconds!
-Fireburn- Error: The food scripts can only be used once per 15 seconds!
<+Jordi> im being spammed
-Fireburn- Error: The food scripts can only be used once per 15 seconds!
<+Jordi> help
Quote:<+Cibby> I drive very good for your infomation
<%MyKe> i give | | much of a crap
Quote:<Shark> yeah Twilight
<Shark> how does that feel
<Shark> being in the bottom of the user list
<Shark> ah!
<@Woet> lol
<@Woet>
<Twilight>((
<Jordi> im
* Woet sets mode: +v Twilight
<Shark> don't give him ~ or anything
<@Woet>
<Shark> NO
<@estroe>
<+Twilight>
<Jordi> yes
<@Woet> Twilight > you
<Jordi> get in there
<@estroe> yeah Shark
<+Twilight> so
<+Twilight> shark
<@estroe> how does that feel
<+Twilight> how does that feel
<@estroe> being in the bottom of the user list
<+Twilight>
<Shark> -.-
A night on the IRC is like no other
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Erin - 01-30-2009
<@Nowuni> [1] TEF kisses Joe.
<@Nowuni> [1] TEF: I KISSED A GUY AND I LIKED IT
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - TEF - 01-30-2009
(01-30-2009, 02:44 AM)Erin link Wrote: <@Nowuni> [1] TEF kisses Joe.NO! That's not how it went!
<@Nowuni> [1] TEF: I KISSED A GUY AND I LIKED IT
Quote:[08:37:50] <@Nowuni> [1] TEF: I KISSED A GUY AND I LIKED IT
[08:38:00] <@Nowuni> [1] TEF kisses Joe.
[08:38:03] <&Nuweni> [1] TEF: ...
[08:38:07] <@Nuwoni> [1] TEF: I LIKE WOMEN AGAIN
Difference.
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Mystery_Maker - 01-30-2009
the great one which i like
Quote:<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad
owned, Maka great quotes
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Jerome - 01-31-2009
[21:44] <Scream> wtf server is back up?
[21:45] <Scream> vio wtf did u do
[21:45] <Scream> !players
[21:45] <Nuwani> Online Players (0): Noone...
[21:45] <Scream> -_-
[21:49] <[K4L]ThePro> njcrotjhers, whats your ip? (http://www.whatismyip.com)
[21:49] <Scream> nerd
[21:49] <Scream> read up
[21:49] <Scream> ye tekk hun so he hax ur pc
[21:50] <Scream> gg
[21:50] <[K4L]ThePro> ...
[21:50] <njcrothers> y u wanna know my ip?
[21:50] <[K4L]ThePro> ok
[21:50] <[K4L]ThePro> range
[21:50] <Scream> he wants to ahck u
[21:50] <Scream> hack*
[21:50] <[K4L]ThePro> OR WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU FROM?
[21:50] <[K4L]ThePro>
[21:50] <Scream> dont do it
[21:50] <njcrothers> what a bastard
[21:50] <Scream> i know rite
[21:50] <[K4L]ThePro> im not a bastard.
[21:50] <[K4L]ThePro> i want to know if your south american...
[21:50] <[K4L]ThePro> retard.
[01:26] <Travis_Little> Any mods on
[01:27] <Travis_Little> Any mods on
[01:27] <Travis_Little> Could someone help me
[01:27] <[W]IDmad> yes
[01:28] <[W]IDmad> send me nudes of ur mom/sister
[01:28] <[W]IDmad> and I'll help u
[02:14] <[sK]Sarge> go to sleep
[02:14] <[sK]Sarge> btw
[02:14] <[sK]Sarge> daaaaaaaaaaamn
[02:14] <[sK]Sarge> I met this seriously sexy gurl @ another teamspeak
[02:14] <[sK]Sarge> she's dutch but 26y , I don't mind
and neither does she [02:14] <Cyrix404> for real?
[02:14] <[sK]Sarge> aye
[02:15] <[sK]Sarge> and idk why
[02:16] <[sK]Sarge> but
[02:16] <[sK]Sarge> her voice makes me....wild or smt xD
[02:21] <Shark> oh god the lulz are simply not expressable
[02:41] <[sK]Sarge> yes shark
[02:41] <[sK]Sarge> the day you will find a gf =
[02:41] <[sK]Sarge> when you grow up
[02:41] <[sK]Sarge> so aka never
[02:42] <[sK]Sarge> kthnxbai off to get sum sleep nao
[02:42] *** [sK]Sarge has quit (Quit: U can go fk urself)
Good Stuff.
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Rien - 02-03-2009
moments after ooshie got promoted to moderator this evening @ .crew
Quote:[19:56:49] * @Twilight waits for an announcement by boteend
[19:56:51] <9+Boteend> 3=== Announcement by the LVP Management ===
[19:56:51] <9+Boteend> 3ooshie has been promoted to moderator, congratulations!
[19:56:51] <9+Boteend> 3==========================================
[19:56:57] <03@Twilight> nice timing