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Re: Stranger chat - XiZ - 05-18-2009
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Tell me about yourself, Stranger!
You: eat my balls
Stranger: Sure.
You: come on then
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You: yoyoyo
You: wassup g
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You: hello
Stranger: 안녕
You: HELLO
Stranger: 한국말해
Stranger: ㅎㅎ
You: you nazi?
Stranger: yes
You: good
You: hows hitlah
Stranger: hitler is my role model
You: dude
You: you gotta say
You: Hitler - Mein Fuhrer
You: but ur a *snip*
You: not a nazi
You: 2 different words.
Stranger: i am a crakker
Stranger: can i kiss your ass
You: sure u can
You: if u got the balls for it
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: i get the impression you are nice guy
You: fuck yeah
Stranger: with dirty language
Stranger: i like that
You: wanna make out?
Stranger: sure
You: sorry. im not gay.
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You: hey
Stranger: http://friendfinder.com/go/g1113819 Register (Click Join Now in the center of the page) and search for HornyJennifer! I'm horny and i love to strip to my web cam! I see you there
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: male or female?
You: male
You: u?
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You: hallo
Stranger: hello\
You: mein fuhrer!!!
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: a/s?
You: 17 f
You: you ?
Stranger: 21 m
Stranger: where you from
You: egypt
You: you ?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: how you doing today
You: im ok
You: hows bush?
Stranger: lol long gone
You: oh oh
You: how's that *snip* obama?
Stranger: pretty badass
You: but he's dumb
Stranger: pissed off all the ignorant close minded republitards
You: i think he was the one who forgot the bible when he was chosen for president
You: hes prolly muslim
You: friends with saddam and osama
Stranger: good effort at trolling
Stranger: not going to work im afraid
You: who said im trolling
You: im just talking
You: OR DO YOU HAVE A SECOND WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE?
You: IF THAT IS SO
You: I AM GOING TO SCREW YOUR LIFE UP
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You: hey im a troll
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 69 troll trollandia
You: told you im a troll
You: seriously
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Re: Stranger chat - AzKiller - 05-18-2009
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: Wazzup mayne ?
Stranger: asl/
Stranger: ?
You:
You: Can you speak english ?
You: Are you there ?
WATCHOUT CRAZY GUY
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Stranger: helo
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: How are you ?
Stranger: im fine
You: asl ? What means that ?
Stranger: and you
You: Yeah im fine
Stranger: where are you from
You: France and you ?
Stranger: Brasil
Stranger: ashsha
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 26
You: and you ?
Stranger: pts i heve 17
You: My friend just told me about this site
Stranger: is femele?
You: Yes
You: And you ?
Stranger: coool
Stranger: i male ahshas
Stranger: you work?
You: Yes
You: In a car wash company
Stranger: good
You: And you ?
Stranger: i work in a company french
You:
Stranger: alston do you know
You: No
Stranger: hsahas
Stranger: is study mechne
Stranger: technical
You: I'm nervous. This is my first time.
You: And you ?
Stranger: i too hsahsahsa
Stranger: do you have a messenger?
You: Do you like blond girls ? I'm blond
You: No sorry
You: I don't have it
Stranger: you are blond?
You: Yes
Stranger: ooo i love blond
You: I have blond hair , a little big boobs
You: And im searching for a brown boy
You: do you have black hair ?
Stranger: i have black hair and black eyes
Stranger: very black
You:
You: Cool
You: Did you ever had sex ? with a European girl ?
Stranger: no is very good
Stranger: you are beautiful
Stranger: a girl french
Stranger: frança paris
Stranger: hu la la
You: I will show you a picture of me okay ?
Stranger: hum
Stranger: ok
You:
Stranger: is not virus?
You: I can't send you the picture
You: Shit i gotta go
You: I gotta go sleep
You: Tomorow gotta get up at 7 hour
Stranger: o
You: Cya
Stranger: wat hors is here?
You: 23:05
You: I'l give you a kiss so you can remember me <3
You: What's ur name ?
Stranger: my name is jefferson
Stranger: and you
You: /me kisses Jefferson
You: Nathalie
Stranger: o tanks
Stranger: nathalie
You: Cya
Re: Stranger chat - ZheMafo - 05-18-2009
* Mafo cryes of laughter.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: Ok, wan't to ask a question.
Stranger: sure
You: Is it true that norwegian people got blody hair on they're dic* ?
Stranger: prolly
You: Than you? You have?
Stranger: no
You: Ok, that's what i wanted to hear.
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Re: Stranger chat - g3344 - 05-18-2009
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Stranger: hi
You: I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING STRANGERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING WEBSITE! NOW STRAP IN! WE ARE GONNA DISCONNECT THIS SHIT!
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Stranger: hey
You: Hello and welcome to the suicide hotline how may I help you?
Stranger: just looking for a horny female
You: rofl
You: fail
You: disconnet and try again
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You: Hello and welcome to the suicide hotline how may I help you?
Stranger: are you horny?
You: damn
You: not you again
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Re: Stranger chat - FarePak - 05-18-2009
That doesn't mean its the same guy..
Re: Stranger chat - Munch - 05-18-2009
Yeah...most of them kids on there say that kinda stuff...even you can.
I actually went on it, and...
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: jewish baster
Stranger: nazi fucker
You: lol am a jew and a nazi ey?
Stranger: yes you are
You: nah far from it mate
Stranger: you are very danger
Stranger: yeah mate?
Stranger: pal
You: dangerous? only if you make me dangerous
Stranger: friend
Stranger: so what are you?
You: i'm...a Scouser
Stranger: what is what
You: and in my school, we made up this thing...PAL = personal arse licker
Stranger: lol
You: Scousers are from Liverpool, England...and that's what i am
Stranger: oh im a nazi dushbeg from israel
Stranger: and im jew
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: ahah okay then
You: nice to meet you too then
Stranger: how can it be nice?
Stranger: i kill people
Stranger: i steel money from old ladies
Stranger: you call me nice?
Stranger: you nazi!
You: you make me lol at you, that's good enough for me
Stranger: steal*
Stranger: nazi dushbeg
Stranger: i killed a boy yesterday
Stranger: my jewish side cried
You: good for him
Stranger: my nazi side drenk vodka
Stranger: maybe your next
Stranger: whos next?
Stranger: goldberg!
Stranger: you write a lot
Stranger: really man stop it
You: that's funny, considerin you say like 4-5 lines before i say one
Stranger: i was sarcastic
You: so was i
Stranger: of something like that
You: yes, sarcastic
Stranger: yes good for me
Stranger: for knowing english
Stranger: like i need it
Stranger: anyway
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Re: Stranger chat - Danny - 05-19-2009
A jewish Nazi >_>
He needs to look up a bit on his history before making up stories
Re: Stranger chat - Munch - 05-19-2009
(05-19-2009, 04:40 PM)Dan_ link Wrote: A jewish Nazi >_>
He needs to look up a bit on his history before making up stories
I know, that's what made it funny.
Another one, I think I should of said F here.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from
You: Liverpool
Stranger: turkey
Stranger: m or f?
You: M
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Re: Stranger chat - Danny - 05-19-2009
Or you should have said b and disconnected, leaving him to work it out.
Re: Stranger chat - tumitama - 10-16-2009
I do realize that this is opening back up an inactive thread, but this is hilarious.
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Stranger: hey
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