Quote:Solid_Rock link=topic=19063.msg210657#msg210657 date=1242126211]
Do the Dutch people got such a sad reputation in Scotland?

Quote:Stranger: where the fuck is scotland
Stranger: is it UK
You: Yeah
You: LOL
Stranger: ok
Stranger: scandinavia is just to your right
Stranger: or maybe to your left, depending which way youre facing

Quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: female?
You: yes
Stranger: finally
Stranger: please dont think anything bad
Stranger: im a female too
You: I'm male
You:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quote:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey there
You: =D
Stranger: im bored, can you entertain me?
You: Possibly.
You: Do I have... props?
You: I need... props
You: To... entertain.
Stranger: you can have whatever props you would like
You: Oh, fantastic.
You: *Dances with the hula-hoop and juggles fifty-seven oranges*
You: Entertained?
Stranger: nope
You: =(
Stranger: sorry try harder
You: *While dancing with the hula-hoop and juggling the fifty-seven oranges, Stranger falls down a huge spiral staircase and dies a horrible, pain-filled death*
Stranger: i am not a satist
You: Masochist.
Stranger: no
Stranger: a masochist enjoys their own pain
Stranger: a satist enjoys others pain
Stranger: nice try though
You: "satist" is not a fucking word in the English language
Stranger: yes it is lol
You: Sadist <
You: Idiot.
Stranger: i switched the keys on my keyboard
You: Sure you did.
You: Come up with excuses for your fail.
Stranger: and why are you so quick to assume that i am an idiot?
You: Because I know the English language and you do not.
You: ;D
Stranger: i promise i am far more intelligent than you will ever be
You: LOL
You: k
You: Prove it, douche.
You: I fucking dare you to prove it.
Stranger: And how would you like me to go about this?
You: By killing yourself with fire.
You: And showing me your Mensa fucking approval notice.
Stranger: do you enjoy ravaging this site with attempts at creating awkward conversation
You: YES.
You: I fucking masturbate to it, you sarcastic son of a btich
You: bitch, rather
Stranger: as a matter of fact i am well above the IQ threshold to be a MENSA member
Stranger: if you were wondering
You: That does not make any sense, and your attempts of trying to troll me prove poor at best.
You: You cannot troll the senior troll, sir.
Stranger: the only poor thing about this conversation is your financial future
You: The personal troll! Ah, I love it.
You: Tell me, O Wise One!
You: When do my financial troubles come into play?
You: Where, rather.
You: No.. on second though, when would be much more interesting.
You: Tell me the future, O Great One!
You: thought*
Stranger: Are you really this ignorant?
You: You're an idiot
You: Ignorance?
You: Where the fuck is ignorance?
You: You cannot fool me with your faked vocabulary
You: You probably don't even know half of what you say
Stranger: ignorance in your inability to realize and grasp the concept of this website
You: There is none
You: This website is a fucking fail of life
Stranger: the practicality of its applications
You: It has none.
Stranger: you fucking fail at life
Stranger: you sad confused piece of shit
You: You defending this website is like trying to state the Earth is flat.
Stranger: the only thing i say is flat is your mother
You: It's a shame you have to revert to such childish trolling methods
You: My mother? Get a fucking job.
Stranger: I am currently a day trader in the foreign exchange
You: Stop living in that cellar. It's damp and cold.
You: You are not, actually
You: But nice try.
Stranger: I have been trading for 3 years
You: You're living with your mother as a fifty-seven year old virgin.
You: No, you'ren ot.
Stranger: feel free to ask me anything
You: Oh, I'm sure you've done your research on it.
Stranger: my favorite pair to trade is the GBP/JPY
You: But you're not a day trader.
Stranger: alright then
Stranger: the pair exhibits an exceptionally large amount of volatility
You: I honestly couldn't give a flying fuck.
Stranger: It's a shame you have to revert to such childish trolling methods
You: Haha.
You: Copying and pasting what I said earlier?
Stranger: dont be hypocritical
You: Another immature trolling method.
Stranger: you dont understand
You: How am I being a hypocrite? I'm stating my opinion on the matter. My opinion being, of course, that you're an idiot and I don't fucking care.
You: No, sir, you don't understand.
You: Your attempts to troll me are not only futile, but rather amusing.
You: You fail at life and need to get a fucking job before you are struck by the Almighty.
Stranger: who ever said i was trying to "troll" you
You: Nice retort, scumbag.
Stranger: more over who ever said you should address me as sir
You: "Moreover" and "whoever" are one words, idiot.
You: To answer the former question, you did.
You: To the latter, no-one.
Stranger: lol, have you ever analyzed literature
You: I most certainly have.
Stranger: it is involved with poetic rhetorical strategy
You: And I know the English language, as I've previously implied.
You: No, it isn't.
Stranger: oh but is it
You: You're merely an idiot with your wannabe smartass attitude
You: You do not trick the minds of logical thinkers, sir.
You: You merely show your true ignorance.
You: Does it feel good to be an imbecile?
You: I bet it does.
You: Certainly not for me, but for you.
You: I feel a profound sadness when I think of your life.
Stranger: I wouldn't expect you too understand, when you mature, come back to this site and we will speak again.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: I kinda hate this website.
You: ...
You: I mean, how are you?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: and u?
You: Doing okay, I guess...
Stranger: haha
You: Nah, what were you gonna say?
Stranger: Nah
You: (It bothers me when my eFriends start typing and then stop =()
Stranger: where are you
You: I'm from New England
Stranger: ok
Stranger: and i like <FRIENDS>
You: lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i am in china
You: No you're not
You: Fucking meme has got to die.
You: You are not from China.
You: No-one on this site is from China
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(05-13-2009, 10:05 AM)Dan_ link Wrote: Win - first normal conversation I've ever had.
I still wonder how he guessed where I was from.

(05-13-2009, 10:05 AM)Dan_ link Wrote: Stranger: we should sleeping right now
You: Who should?
Stranger: or are you from that part of the world
You: Nope, I'm in europe
Stranger: what time is it there
You: 11 AM
Stranger: i see
Stranger: are you at work
You: Nope, at home.
You: but working at home
Stranger: what do you do
Stranger: internet stuff?
You: at the moment I'm doing a translation
You: English - French

(05-14-2009, 05:48 PM)Dan_ link Wrote: Stranger: I fuck your mother and sister