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Stranger: hi asl?
You: wanker
Stranger: wat
You: first thing you ask is hello, how are you?
You: so lets start with that one first
You: hello, how are you doing my friend?
Stranger: ok hi how r u
You: thanks
You: how about you?
Stranger: im doin good u
You: yes I am excellent, great..
You: ok so now we have had that part
You: now...
Stranger: asl?
You: no
You: shh
You: first
Stranger: srry
You: now you ask me if life is good
Stranger: hows life?
You: omg u rock,
You: yeah its great
You: really
Stranger: thts rlly good!
You: yes!
You: and yours?
Stranger: its good
You: anything exciting happening?
Stranger: umm ya i went to a party today u?
You: school and workplacement..
You: very busy
You: but its ok, got free time aswel
Stranger: thts not good
Stranger: ohh but tht is good!
You: yeah
You: ok see my friend, now we have a conversation
Stranger: yes i see
You: instead of just doing hi asl?
You: its LAME
Stranger: ya sorry i approcted tht way
Stranger: approched*
You: if you do that you sound like a 35 year old pervert wanking behind his desktop
You: trying to do cybersex
Stranger: lol well i said srry..
You: did anyone every said fuck you to you and then just abruptly disconnect?
You: every = ever*
Stranger: a couple of times
You: nice
You: fuck you
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You: Hi, um Buttplugs?
Stranger: sure
You: butt-plug?
Stranger: yeah yeah
Stranger: how many?
You: um, buttplugs
Stranger: and asshat?
You: no, buttplug.
Stranger: ok
You: yeah, kind of a failed prank
Stranger: i think so
Stranger: but better than "hiiiiiiiasl"
You: indeed, ever heard the prank call? if not, here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUhtv2XOolU
Stranger: and plus, I just got to know what a buttplug is , thanks dude
Stranger: no never heard
You: you've gotta listen to it, it's hilarious
Stranger: I am
Stranger:
Stranger: he just says buttplugs
Stranger: hahahah
You: yeah, that's what I was going for
Stranger: but it doesn't work here , I am afraid
Stranger: lol
Stranger: BUTTTT PLUGGGGGG
You: true, but it didn't fail too bad, you got exposed to a funny prank call, and I got to show it to another person.
Stranger: ok mate, good luckhen t
Stranger: luck, then*
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You: asl?
Stranger: 7 virgin insane asylum
You: Oh yea, I just got released like 2 days ago=)
Stranger: awesome wut werre yew in ferr
You: I killed my family
You: =)
Stranger: ohh emm geee
Stranger: i killed meh 2 yr oold sis
Stranger: & shoved her head down meh moms throat
You: Ahh sounds fun, shoulda recorded
You: Would have been nice to watch
Stranger: i did its on youtube
You: Nice
Stranger: guess wut
Stranger: i love you with a passion
Stranger: do yew
Stranger: ......
Stranger: answer meh.!!!
You: ...
Stranger: plzzz
Stranger: ansswweeerrr meeehhhh
You: what?
Stranger: do yew love meh 2
You: no
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You: asl?
Stranger: 16 m usa
You: cool, same but I'm a chick
Stranger: cool
Stranger: are you horny?
You: sure
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: you got cam?
You: no
Stranger: pics?
You: yea
Stranger: send some?
You: no
You: but there is something I can send you
Stranger: waht?
You: hang on
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You: wtf?
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You: asl?
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You: Hello hot stud
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: I'm 16, Female, and from Denmark
You: You? <3
Stranger: 17 m usa
You: Oh nice
You: You're hot? <3
Stranger: yep
You: Oh yeah..
You: Horny? <3
You: I know I am..
Stranger: yes
You: Btw, I'm really fuckalicious..
You: Wanna have e-sex?
Stranger: yes
You: Oh yeah
You: *starts kissing Stranger"
You: Okay, let's cross out stranger. Kinda a turnoff. What's your name hot stud?<3
Stranger: jacob
You: Sounds hot to me <3
You: *Starts kissing Jacob, slowly on the neck, and then slowly upwards, and starts kissing your ear*
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: i like it
Stranger: but go lower
You: *Goes down to your mouth, starts kissing you pationately, and starts to french kiss you*
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: lower wayyy lower
You: *takes of your shirt, and starts kissing your chest.*
You: *Starts to kiss you on the way down*
You: *opens up for the pants, and starts rubbing your penis trough the underwear*
You: You like it hun? <3
Stranger: yess
Stranger: sounds so hot
You: *slowly takes of underwear, and puts your huge erected borelia-free cock in her mouth'
Stranger: its 20 cm
You: Oh rly?
Stranger: yes and very thick
You: LIke, 5 cm diameter?
Stranger: thicker
You: 10 cm diameter?
Stranger: more like 8
You: aha..
You: Damn, I think we'll have to switch to anal. I'm afraid my pussy will explode
Stranger: sounds good to me
You: (I've worked with anal alots of times. Actually I warmed it up with a jar, so it should be able to handle you're enormously big cock without bursting)
You: *Deeptroaths your cock, slowly takes it out of her mouth, and starts licking your cock-head*
You: Mhmm.. It tastes like lam actually.
You: *Keeps sucking*
You: Lemme help you off with those
You: *Takes off your underpants*
You: *Slowly takes your penis out of her mouth, she starts licking on 2-3 fingers while slowly moving them towards your butt*
Stranger: nooo
You: *Injects her finger into your ass*
Stranger: nooo
You: Let me do it. You can have g-spot orgasms that way
You: Trust me
Stranger: ok
You: But I have long nails though..
You: Nevermind
You: *starts workings around in there, while sucking*
You: *turns over, and starts licking your anus*
You: Isn't it soon my turn to get some?
You: *takes of shirt, bra, everything*
You: Nah wait
Stranger: *rolls you over and starts to kiss your back
You: Oh I like that..
You: *turns over again, and goes back sucking. Inserts now 4-5 fingers into your ass*
You: It's warmed up. Trust me, it'll be good
You: *works around with the fingers into your ass*
You: *sucks your cock slowly*
Stranger: -starts to kiss you butt cheeks spreading them wide
Stranger: working toward your anus-
You: I rather not.
You: Let me finish the foreplay will ye? :i
You: <3
You:
Stranger: ok
You: *keeps sucking your cock, and stimulating your anus with now 5 fingers*
You: Oh yeah I like this
You: *presses her hand futher into your anus, now inserting the fists and thumb*
You: Now my hand functions like a buttplug. Only, they can't vibrate
You: Let's just think they can
You: *inserts the whole hand, that now starts vibrating. Keeps sucking*
You: It's good isn't it? *looks up*
Stranger: ohhhhh yesss'
You: *lays back*
You: Now it's your turn baby. Give it to me.
You: Are you wanking?
Stranger: yes
You: Wait a second..
You: How about a nice pic of me? (Trust me it's real)
Stranger: ok
You: Check this out
You: http://www.blogcdn.com/news.aol.com/newsbloggers/media/2007/08/rick2.jpg
You: Ahh -.-
You: Copy paste it please.
You: Btw, I'm a 58 year old man. Smoking a pibe atm. You enjoyed getting fisted?
Stranger: i was witing for the rick roll b/fag
You: Aha.
You: So, You just got rick roled.
You: Wanna continue?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i dont like things in my ass
You: *pulls out his 21 cm long cock, that is 9 cm in diameter*
You: *Starts slapping you in the face with his big fat greasy danish plumber cock*
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Quote:You: asl?
Stranger: are you from
Stranger: ?
You: afghanistan
Stranger: okk
Stranger: i from brazil
You: are u girl
Stranger: no
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You: asl?
Stranger: DO YOU KNOW SPRING BROTHER?
You: no
Stranger: 21 /M/ CHN
Stranger: asl
You: 36 female afghanistan
Stranger: IS THERE STILL WAR IN AFGHANISTAN?
You: no
Stranger: what u do when u r on holiday?
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: bi
You: hi
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