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Re: Fights. - 0Target0 - 04-19-2011
I'd learn how to hypnotize and hypnotize him!
If that doesnt work use chloroform to make em pass out, then cut off his weiner, cook it and give it to his mom, saying its a real american hut dog. Then bring him to the plastic surgery and give em F size boobs. He'll never fight again!
kill him? Russians are illegal anyway.
Re: Fights. - Silent_Bob - 04-19-2011
rofl nice one Target
if you hit him in the ears hard enough it will through him off balance and disorient him enough to do whatever you want to him.
Re: Fights. - Rien - 04-20-2011
ITT: Pro Fighters.
Re: Fights. - Weezy - 04-20-2011
I'm not talking about getting the guy to hospital... Just to own him so he won't move. He snitched on me lmao..I'm getting an general order which is like 9 hours of march but anyway..slaming works well and so do headlocks
Re: Fights. - dappamikey - 04-20-2011
(04-19-2011, 02:19 PM)Maddolis link Wrote: Is this all hypothetical or is someone looking to beef you up?
Your best option would be to talk your way out of it, but if you can tell they aren't going to budge I suppose the best course of action in "owning him" would be punching him. The occasional kick, elbow strike or knee is also warranted, however licking his ear or serenading him are likely to fail.
By far the best quote to have come from offtopic in a long while.
Re: Fights. - [NB]Zaibatsu - 04-20-2011
you'll get beaten up anyway, why bother posting this
Re: Fights. - Nater - 04-20-2011
Buy a nailgun and shoot him down the penis hole nuff' said
Re: Fights. - HoogerBooger - 04-20-2011
(04-20-2011, 12:51 PM)Nater link Wrote: Buy a nailgun and shoot him down the penis hole nuff' said
That's how you buy a nailgun:
The Wire HBO show Snoop Pearson
Re: Fights. - Nater - 04-20-2011
Hehe nice, Nailguns are fun :7
Re: Fights. - Dominator33 - 04-20-2011
I'd turn v0gelz on. Succes guaranteed.