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Re: Need to lame kill someone? - Method - 01-10-2011
Good luck with it
Re: Need to lame kill someone? - striker - 01-11-2011
Rofl Hooger you realy don't have nothing to do don't yyou
Re: Need to lame kill someone? - MacSto - 01-11-2011
(01-10-2011, 10:48 PM)Mark link Wrote:Remember kids - there might be 'no smoking' signs, but there ain't no 'no masturbating' signs. Happy fingers!However, it is frowned upon in an airplane bathroom.
Re: Need to lame kill someone? - Nater - 01-11-2011
(01-10-2011, 09:56 PM)MacSto link Wrote:Nah, it's a top secret underground Dutch currency. Our regular keyboards don't even support such symbols.Is it the batman symbol?
Re: Need to lame kill someone? - SolidRock - 01-11-2011
Can I get a special discount price?
Re: Need to lame kill someone? - HoogerBooger - 01-11-2011
(01-10-2011, 08:59 PM)Lithirm link Wrote:[me=Lithirm]dials 1-800 [5iN]HoogerBooger[/me]
Hello, is this 1-800 [5iN]HoogerBooger's customer service? Yes, I have a question regarding your services.
Good day Sir, how can I help you?
(01-10-2011, 08:59 PM)Lithirm link Wrote:If I were to order a carbomb, how would the payment happen? Do I send you the money and you get the job done. Do I send you $3,000,000 first then you do the job and then I pay the rest? Do I pay it all after? Or do you have some other method?
After the job is done and we only invoice you if the opponent dies.
(01-10-2011, 08:59 PM)Lithirm link Wrote:I have another question at that, if I give you the $6,000,000 in advance will you make sure this person dies the death deserved even if this takes several attempts, or will I have to pay you $6,000,000 for each attempt?
Only if he/she dies.
(01-10-2011, 08:59 PM)Lithirm link Wrote:My third and final question is; how do I place an order? Shall I post in this topic, do I send you a PM or should I just contact you in-game?
Contact me ingame.
(01-10-2011, 09:22 PM)Munch link Wrote:So is parking your car on someone free?
Yes.
(01-11-2011, 11:46 AM)SolidRock link Wrote:Can I get a special discount price?
If you had bought that Bullet from me last night then yes, but unfortunately you didn't.
(01-10-2011, 09:40 PM)xBlueXFoxx link Wrote:I'm interested in your services, but I have a few questions answered before I can be sure you're trust worthy.
- Do I pay you before or after you lame-kill the player?
- Like Lithirm asked, how would I ask for your services, post them here and look even more lame than committing the lame-kill myself? Or shall I ask you personally in PM.
- If I ask for #2 on your list, and if you get busted and banned for an unfortunate event, do you take the full blame or do I get in trouble for being in any way connected to the crime.
- Do you commit the services yourself or have friends/people of your clan help? Because I hear [DBT]Bernie is not 100% fond of this idea, he's never really been a fan of car-bombs.
- Also like Lithirm stated...
Anyways I hope your idea really kicks off,
-xBlueXFoxx
[5iN]HoogerBooger leaves himself the authority to choose his clients and you just got denied.
[modbreak]No doubleposting.[/modbreak]
Re: Need to lame kill someone? - Alvar - 01-11-2011
(01-11-2011, 01:28 AM)MacSto link Wrote:However, it is frowned upon in an airplane bathroom.Talking about your personal experience?
Re: Need to lame kill someone? - HaZe - 01-11-2011
(01-10-2011, 08:55 PM)MacSto link Wrote:LVP doesn't use the US Dollar currency, btwit obviously does, seeing as there is a $ sign next to the numbers.
Re: Need to lame kill someone? - MacSto - 01-12-2011
(01-11-2011, 07:27 AM)Nater link Wrote:Is it the batman symbol?
Nope, but if you turn it 273 degrees counter clockwise, and then use a mirror effect on it, there are some similarities.
(01-11-2011, 04:07 PM)Alvar link Wrote:Talking about your personal experience?Possibly...
(01-11-2011, 10:33 PM)HaZe link Wrote:it obviously does, seeing as there is a $ sign next to the numbers.
Well, that sir, is a myth.
Re: Need to lame kill someone? - Maddolis - 01-12-2011
You'd see $ next to Aussie dollars too- but they're even now so there's little difference.
Technically USD probably means real, usable US dollars but seeing as the game's set in America I don't see a good reason to bring up such an argument, we all know what HB means.
Mister Booger if I should head ingame along with you I'd like to enlist in your services, my good sir.