(08-27-2009, 01:03 AM)Ryder link Wrote: Case is fucking closed, speed. Stop complaining!

(08-21-2009, 04:46 PM)Chillosophy link Wrote: Here's a part of a feature request I'm working on. Thought I might as well post it here, since it's about achievements

First of all I think that, instead of filling the screen with a huge textdraw, there should just be a message in the chat in a distinguished color, like:Achievement unlocked: Killing spree (kill 5 players without dying)

Achievements should have a short, cryptic name. And best of all: some achievements should just be plain stupid for entertainment value

• First blood (first kill after a server restart) *1*
• Killing spree (kill 5 players without dying) *1*
• Rampage (kill 10 players without dying) *1*
• Dominating (kill 15 players without dying) *1*
• Unstoppable (kill 20 players without dying) *1*
• Godlike (kill 25 players without dying) *1*
• Ludicrous (kill 50 players without dying) *3*
• Failure (die 5 times in a row without killing someone)
• Epic fail (die 10 times in a row without killing someone)
• TEF (die 25 times in a row without killing someone)
• Typeracer (win 3 type reaction tests in a row)
• Geek (win 5 type reaction tests in a row)
• Brainiac (win 5 math reaction tests in a row)
• Dyslexia (lose 3 reaction tests in a row)
• Betrayal (kill a fellow gang member)
• Inferno (kill 3 players at the same time with a grenade or molotov)
• Massacre (kill 5 players in less than a minute)
• Addict (ingame for 5 hours)
• Rock until you drop (get killed while performing a /dance) *2*
• Serial Killer (get a ratio above 2.0 at any time) *3*
• Contract Killer (kill a player with a bounty of over a million)
• Badeend (get kicked for being idle)
• Just visiting (get on jail island without being jailed)
• Stealth (get 5 kills in a row with a sniper rifle, without dying)
• Survival (survive a /chase)
• Hit and run (kill someone by running them over)
• Chopped (get your head chopped off by a helicopter blade)
• Melee (kill someone with your bare fists)
• Flawless victory (win /knockout, /spankme or a similar game without losing health) *4*
• Deadly Alliance (kill 10 players as a gang without anyone in the gang dying)
• Landlord (own 5 properties)
• Road rage (die from sitting in an exploding car or bike)
• One man army (kill an entire gang (at least 4 players) without dying) *5*
• V for Vengeance (kill the last one that kills you three times in a row, without killing anyone else)
• Bird is the word (shout out "THE BIRD IS THE WORD!" in capitals) [youtube]
• Speedrun (get a highscore in a race)
• Nuked! (get killed by the samsite)
• Broken bones (die from falling from a great height)
• Lightspeed (get an insane speedbonus)

*1* From Unreal Tournament '99
*2* From Team Fortress 2
*3* From Unreal Tournament 3
*4* From Mortal Kombat
*5* From America's Army 3

(08-27-2009, 03:54 PM)speedruntrainer link Wrote: Because I seriously want the achievement (which is impossible to get)

"ALL crashes are caused by admins"

That wasn't serious