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Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - HaZe - 09-19-2009
So a father and his 3 daughters are walking together in a forest
His first daughter Rose asks "Daddy why did you name me Rose?"
The dad says "because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head"
The second daughter Daisy asks "Daddy why did you name me Daisy?"
The dad says "because when you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head"
The third daughter goes DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRERRRARR
The dad yells "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - Hitman - 09-19-2009
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Why has Mexico no Olympia team?
Because everybody who can swim, jump or run already crossed its borders.
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - Strika - 09-19-2009
(09-19-2009, 06:05 PM)Hitman link Wrote: .lmfao
Why has Mexico no Olympia team?
Because everybody who can swim, jump or run already crossed its borders.
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - Cave - 09-19-2009
What the hell is a daisy pedal?
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - Strika - 09-19-2009
its should be petal
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - Darius - 09-19-2009
I don't get it. Daisy pedal?
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - HoldeN - 09-19-2009
Hahaha
Hitmans one is epic
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - Strika - 09-19-2009
(09-19-2009, 08:13 PM)Darius link Wrote: I don't get it. Daisy pedal?daisy petal
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - HaZe - 09-19-2009
sorry haha made this thread like 30 min after waking up
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - Munch - 09-19-2009
Well I found it funny
Hitman's too.